“If you’d just BRUSH your hair more often it would look good!”

Bradford called Fogle’s pedophilia “mild pedophilia.”

Oh thank God he’s only attracted to 14 yo’s instead of 5 yo’s! Are you kidding me? I know some 14 yo girls, they look like children playing dress-up. They believe too easily, they’re terribly immature.

You were a pedophile before the diet, you fucking idiot.

RE: your PS -she never needed those wigs either so who knows

I think she will physically be ok but it’s the mental side I am curious about. It’s a tough pill to swallow going from being the “hammer” to the “nail”. I think the tough thing will be A. handling all the media questions and B. Dealing with the change in media attention. Sure she will get a lot initially, however…

You got beat up by your shoelaces.

I think it was a fantastic job by the responsible people to prevent mass panic. They had no idea what was waiting outside until the police secured the area, and they had to get a huge amount of people out of the stadium without causing any panic. To wait until the game was over and then to open up the gates to the…

I was scared of CE even back when it was basically the only option.

What if your pricing was based on the buyer’s emotions? I price this one at the utterly confused level. This one over here is at I want it but not for that price. And behind you is if you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

I’m so sorry. My mum watches Judge Judy. I feel your pain.

Do we have to??? I’d rather be intimate with a chainsaw.

For all the pseudo-lawyers here, it’s actually against the law to withhold you ID from a cop (in some states). There is a lot you don’t have to do, but you at least have to push your ID against a window, otherwise you are now committing a misdemeanor and the situation can and will escalate.

The girl in the office that i have a crush on but it will never happen :(

I thought about telling you nerds not to say cartoons. ;)