Had to comment before I read the article. I can't believe this is something people actually do!

I had my horrified face on when I read this story. People actually do this? I had NO IDEA.

For that extra-close shave.

I was assuming he had some other secret. Half-shark-Alligator-Half-man ain’t gonna tell just anyone how to get their wine on

And when you need to leave but they still want power? Your friends will immediately turn into bloodthirsty savages, ripping each other to shreds for the right to the single outlet remaining. You get to watch, laughing as you walk away with your terrible weapon of copper and plastic.

Legalize and regulate sex work.

Props to Sam/Tara: this was perfect.

I've seen better jokes on fuckin laffy taffy wrappers. These aren't even very clever let alone funny. That's what offends me.

to protect us from Biebers???

This is a sterling example of why it’s so important that we shame and defund PP out of existence.

so my girlfriend has an IUD and i think sometimes when she is on top the strings poke my wee wee

This is the guy in my town that drives one to a T. He blares music and stares at other people to make sure they’re looking at him. It’s difficult to describe exactly how ugly these things are in person.

Take it to a retirement community and tell old people you’re from the future.

I’m 5’7” and a half, 145 and I ride a GS no problem. I came out of an R1150R and was always intimidated by how big the GS was. Turns out that once I bit the bullet and dove in, the GS wasn’t that big of a deal (if you’re already an experienced rider).

Lets just not mention that yelawolf has biracial children, and that he’s also engaged to a black woman... lol

Small guy on a giant GS-A obligatory video:

just got my first bike on Friday

Right? There is something about a woman that loves giving a blowjob, that almost needs to give a blowjob on the reg, that can’t be faked. I’ve dated 3-4 women like that, and whatever the issue was that end that particular relationship, they are the ones I remember most viscerally. I’m looking for more (well, one more,…

Best BJs I’ve ever had have been from girls that really, really liked doing it.