This is where the top pic came from.

According to Hunter S Thompson, if you fill your Impala’s tires to 80psi it handles like a Lotus Elan. Can you confirm?

In Soviet Russia, tire inflates you!

Impressive...and incredibly stupid that these mouthbreathing crackers don’t bother wearing helmets. But looking at the crowd of bystanders, I’m not very surprised.

That looks both fun and terrifying. This was my solution to that problem....

And one that DIDN’T work out as well.

Suddenly I’m on Gizmodo. No... wait. This is Jalopnik.

Does *anybody* like the layout of iTunes, post 11? Thing sucks, sucks, sucks.

I’m going to use this post as an opportunity to tell you that since you sent me your book I’ve been reading at a one-chapter-per-poop rate, and the constant laughter has worked WONDERS for my bowel movements.

KATANA? I do 3d for a living and I've never heard of that. You're making me self conscious.

Dear camera-person,

Truckers excluded.

They're too proper and nice to be true Yanks. Canada is a polite, toned down, version of Yanks

But they're still not sure. That's why they're practicing being Canadian first.

Pretty much. But calling it that gets more attention.

So THAT was the origin of this...

Honestly, that looks like a pretty awful downhill course. Ride down the escalator, then slam on the brakes so you can make the super-tight slippery turn. Rinse and repeat.

Don't know if it's right or wrong anymore, but I refuse to pronounce "GIF" as "JIF."

... are you guys kidding? Only some nerd would get "addicted" to weed. This is why I never go to nerd parties, there's never any good drugs and too many internet references. I can only assume most nerds are bitter because no one in their right mind would share trees with the uptight asshole in history who always has…