I mean... with the number of shootings that seem to happen, odds are probably decent.

Do the Jedi wait outside for over an hour while Anakin rampages in the nursery? If not, maybe Kathleen Kennedy would like to hear my pitch for True Detective: Coruscant Nights?

As much as I think this is the laziest, hackiest way to exploit Pooh, I do agree it’s a terrific example in favor of allowing characters and stories to enter the public domain. Let people follow their gonzo muses, and let’s see where we end up.

I want them to go really crazy and have some Pooh and Piglet sex! Let’s get weird baby! :)

give it to the show, the gamble pays off —> give it to the show; the gamble pays off

Did that Pantera guy ever get his dad a cold beer?

Pantera was a fantastic band and I was fortunate enough to see them a few times.

Just wanted to pop in here and say thank you again to everyone who’s read and commented on these columns over the years! You’re a very smart, insightful, funny bunch and it’s been so nice to share a little rom-com corner of the internet with you all over the years.

Dinner Party is so wonderful, and Chair Model is so weird.

Ohhh, hot damn, Ryder as the mother...! That’s almost more metatextual than the movies get, but it would feel SO believable anyway. (Weirdly, Ryder already has a 24-hour all-talk movie on her CV: the little-seen, kinda-self-satisfied-but-also-kinda-funny Keanu Reeves rom-com Destination Wedding!)

My Before pitch is, the night of the rehearsal dinner for his son’s wedding. Winona Ryder as mother.

Hey folks. I just wanted to drop in and say thank you to everyone here for all the kind words, and also for reading what I’ve written at The A.V. Club these past nine years. I know I wasn’t always the most consistent presence in the comments, even before the Kinja transition, but I dipped in fairly regularly, and for…

He’s a winning comic actor.  He’s not cast in comic parts often but he shines in them. “I will not eat one iota of shit!”

No, no, you see, two middle-aged men with families and high pressure jobs had trouble staying best friends with each other, and they sometimes made career decisions without fully considering the other’s feelings. It’s fascinating.

Guys. Guys. You guys. Guys. George R. R. Martin is a genius and an artist. To even suggest that Mr. Martin is “lazy” or “out of ideas” or “clearly doesn’t give a shit about finishing the series that made him famous because he cashed out years ago” is a betrayal of Mr. Martin and a betrayal of the art of wordsmithing…

This?  Doesn’t seem like half bad of an  idea. Or at least a much better way of building a WB multiverse that doesn’t involve LeBron James and or basketball

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You can say a lot of things about Zero Dark Thirty, but it did not portray torture as successful. It mostly fails, and the only strong lead they got out of it leads to the death of a lot of their people. In the end, the only good lead they get comes from the guy they DON’T torture for the info.

i still don’tunderstand why she took the damn doll!

No, The Lost Daughter is the kind of pretentious film that thinks it has shown something revelatory about motherhood, while making some lazy commentary about the price intelligent women pay to make it. In this case, making it means you study Auden and fall for the first tweedy academic who compliments your mind to get…