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South of Heaven
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House Republicans have “significant concerns” about Johnson’s abilities and whether he’s “in over his head.”

Ben Affleck sure would be prettier if he smiled more.

Yeah honestly if I were followed around by dudebros with cameras every time I went to the store I’d be a miserable bastard in public too.

“Okay guys, hear me out. Remember that live action version of The Lion King that made us so much money? What if...we do an animated remake?!”

Man oh man is the public domain in the next decade going to be fun. Bela’s Dracula, Karloff’s Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein, the original King Kong, Disney’s Snow White and all its iconic songs, the original A Star is Born, a little book called The Hobbit, plus Superman, Batman, The Joker, Dick Tracy, Popeye,

People are seriously weird about this. She’s an abuse victim-turned murderer. Nothing is fun or cute about any of this. This woman needs to be left the hell alone and get tons and tons of therapy.

Does anyone have any insights into how much it would cost to live in the Friends apartments, while we’re all talking about things we figured out literal decades ago?

(I’ve yet to be able to recreate the intimacy of watching my childhood friend-turned-hometown-hookup dump a condom in the trash bin outside my former elementary school that one cold January evening when I was 20.)

Ending on Archer and Pam was such an unexpected, delightful, perfect button on the series. I’m glad he and Lana got that moment, but Pam is the beating heart of this show. I’m so glad that the two television touchstones of my 20s (this and The Venture Bros.) both landed the ship beautifully, after that looking

Barbie AND Priscilla didn’t qualify for hair and makeup? Absolutely nuts. Barbie had better win for set and costume design at a minimum. Whatever else you think of that movie nothing else even came close in those categories.

Yeah not like recreating an atomic bomb explosion with actual fucking explosives is impressive or anything.

Are Sydney Sweeney’s character and Robert Downey Jr.’s character in Back to School the same person?

Good. End it before it gets lame. 

Che usually destroys Jost in these joke swaps but Jost finally really got a great one in with that Michael Jackson bit.

That tracks. And according to the preview Florida has thrown in with them too which...yeah, no shock there.

I feel like we don’t talk about Beverly Hills Cop enough in terms of series that went from awesome to terrible. The first movie is a stone classic, the second is mediocre 80s excess and the third is about as awful as any cash-in sequel you’ll ever see.

My bet is that some sort of climate/water crisis has led the desert states to form an alliance.

That’s like saying the country “didn’t need” Apocalypse Now or The Deer Hunter. Artists reflect the world we live in. No one’s making you not watch reruns of The Office instead.

I don’t really know what this movie is about, but suffice it to say, I will be watching it no matter what

Hell yeah, lady. Being pregnant looks awful. Nip that shit in the bud.