Knock if off with these foot puns, unless you want to make an arch enemy out of me.

Agreed, but this cracked me up:

And, geographically, about 80% of New York state.

I have no idea what that dude’s name is, so you’re absolutely right.

I mean, being 40 years old and having to rehash your shitty relationship from when you were 19 in front of the whole world does kinda suck. But also he has more money than I ever will in my entire life, so, y’know, fuck ‘em. Go sit on an island until we get bored & start talking about something else.

Good. I’m glad they didn’t put some milquetoast wannabe centrist out there. This is what the Republican party is right now. And the whole country can see it, and decide if that’s what they want to support. No more hiding behind small business/low taxes/family values bullshit anymore. Trump exposed you all, and you can…

I have some bad news for you about everything surrounding Austin.

Translation: “I just want everyone to be quiet about politics like they were when I was a kid so I can pretend everything is okay!!!”

Mediocre is generous. You clearly never heard her nu metal band. I did, at Ozzfest, and...woof.

In Coppola’s movie, though, we see him lunge at her on the bed, saying, “I’ll show you how a real man makes love to his woman.” “Stop,” she says. After some struggling, he gets up and we hear him offscreen in the bathroom. The camera stays trained on a crumpled Priscilla. The screen fades to black. The wariness…

Booo to the low New Blood rating! That movie rules, it’s an X-Men origin story disguised as a slasher, yes the toned-down violence hurts it but the sleeping bag kill is the best Friday murder and the final showdown is legitimately thrilling. Plus Jason has never looked cooler and it’s Kane Hodder’s debut behind the…

Arizona was always a Republican stronghold largely due to John McCain, who (like him or not) was as no-nonsense and professional a politician as you’re likely to meet. These two are the absolute opposite of that, and the reason that AZ is purple, shading blue. Which is fine by me, keep clowning ladies!

“Fortune favors the brave. Allow AI to scan your image.” -Fake AI Matt Damon

It’s going to be very, very funny when super accurate AI versions of Mark Zuckerberg & Elon Musk are filmed committing terrible crimes and saying things that they would never, ever say under any circumstances.

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That’s a very nice beard Will Smith is sporting in that photo.

I get where you’re coming from, but I don’t think this is a “fun cameo” kind of movie. This is more of a “thousand yard stare from the sheer grim horror and devastation” movie.

Flair at least has a minor role to play in this story (as the champion who lost to and beat Kerry). Andre basically has no role.

Nobody is stupid enough to shoot themselves in the heart. He was literally heartbroken by the destruction of his entire world.

There was an old rasslin’ rumor going around that Fritz was cursed by a Jewish wrestling fan at a bar after a show because his character was an evil Nazi wrestler. People who think that things were somehow classier in the pre-Vince McMahon era are kidding themselves.