Jeremy Allen White doesn’t nail Kerry’s massive frame or good looks but he looks like he gives a great performance. Zac is dead on as Kevin.

Yeah, what?

I really like Taylor Swift (and those bonuses she gave to her road crew were legitimately a wonderful gesture), but she didn’t say a word against Ticketmaster when her fans were trying to fight them. Meanwhile Robert Smith squared up and got Ticketmaster to partially refund fees to Cure fans. If an elderly goth can do…

I definitely wasn’t dropping N-bombs when I was 17, but I was an angry white male who’d had his heart broken a couple times, soooooo yeah I’m SUPER glad there isn’t a permanent record of my thoughts at the time.

One of the big advantages of Facebook is the Memories feed which is a daily reminder of a). how adorable your children were on this day 8 years ago, and b). that REALLY dumb thing you said 10 years ago and should probably delete like right the fuck now.

I still remember being eleven and thinking it was awesome when John Candy threw that (I’m paraphrasing) “Sorry that four Black guys in a bobsled is such a joke to you” line at the athletic committee. That had been buried under the more “acceptable” ways that people mocked the team (they come from a warm climate, their…

The call is ALWAYS coming from inside the house. 

Is anyone else looking forward to Rich’s review of Priscilla where he gets super angry that the characters don’t stop the movie every 3 minutes to directly address the audience and say “All of this behavior is wrong!!!”?

The Kushners are evil incarnate, but they’re both smart enough to not want anything more to do with Donald and his clown show. She already lost a fortune in cosmetics deals because of her association with her dad.

This is something parents with significantly fewer resources do every day: Work and take care of their children. (Apparently, we’re supposed to give Jonas props for being a working father?)

The number of unions that are forming or being joined as a result of this hairbrained (from the top down) strike is truly hilarious. The producers have really exposed themselves as idiots..

Forcing people to travel north via undergound means has historically always been Good Guy behavior.

“Hurtin’ women?! Well hee-haw diddly doo, that’s the Ally-bammy way!!! Ooh, someone’s attractive cousin!”

Honestly, he’s right about this. I just rewatched the show with my wife and even though not everything still holds up, that ending sure does.

I assure you I wasn't joking

That...was the joke, yes

It seems to me like choosing which type of shows and movies would be profitable would be a much easier job for AI than actually writing scripts.

The concept of spending tens of millions of dollars to produce and film entire projects and just saying “Nah” at the last second is absolutely baffling to me. THE PRODUCERS WAS NOT MEANT TO BE A HOW-TO MANUAL!!!!!!!

Thanks for keeping me company on all those sick days, big guy.

You don’t need to ackshyually this. The election is like 14 months away, people can have fun with this for like a couple days.