but we would understand if this has shaken your confidence in The A.V. Club.

Honestly I think Cena might be the most natural actor of the three (especially in comedies) but Bautista takes on the most interesting, challenging roles.

A Dwayne Johnson update followed immediately by a John Cena update, we need a Dave Bautista article to hit the trifecta!

My oldest daughter fucking HATES E.T.

Just about a month before I saw The Ring, I watched Stir of Echoes on DVD, which set it up perfectly in my mind that this was a “ghosts hurting people because they need help & to be set free” kind of story. Thus making the actual ending of The Ring hit like a fucking freight train.

Nice

How is that cheating?

Oh man, that fucking owl...

When Samara came out of the TV in The Ring. For years I had little half moon scars in my knuckles from the girl I was with digging her nails into my fingers in sheer terror.

Filming Jaws IV > Going to the Oscars

Wow, bad look Netflix, baaaaaad look.

It would be hilarious if we found out that Rachel left Shane like a week after they got back to the mainland, she was just looking to get a first class ride back & to get her stuff together.

I appreciate his adamant refusal to be pigeonholed.

Well, when they do straight-up horror it’s easy to say “You aren’t John Carpenter.”

I took that as more of a “his power is growing” situation.

No, because the police were already there (at the end of the last movie, which takes place 10 minutes before the start of this movie) and were already dead.

He was a punk rocker!!!!

Okay, but in that scenario the guy was living off his father’s stupid legacy. This dude put in the work himself, he deserves to kick his feet up & enjoy it.

Wow, that was the most polite “This person suuuuucks” I’ve ever read in my life.

Fuck those people.