That’s because Texas is gradually turning more blue, and the right-wingers are slowly losing their minds as their majority gets more and more tenuous.

Hey hi hello, religion is poison.

Big day for Jeremy Renner news! If only there was a Jeremy Renner-centered app where I could keep all of this news straight...

in real life, people are not emotionally well adjusted and they fight about all kinds of misunderstandings they could easily talk out and move past.

Renner was a grind-it-out, low-level actor for decades (check any TV show in the late 90s/early 2000s and he was probably on it in a guest spot), and he appears ready willing and able to parlay this bit of fame into as much exposure and money as possible while it lasts, and to that I say godspeed.

Nope, I do too. Sorry if that offends.

*imagines myself living in a massive house while the rerun residuals siphon into my bank account until doomsday* Yep, sounds horrid.

Then why are you reading reviews?

I watched the entire series (and drew a diagram!) with my daughter to get ready to watch Halloween Kills, and when we got to Resurrection my comment before we started the movie was “*sigh* Let’s...let’s get this over with.”

It really is good, though. The deaths have real weight (Annie’s in particular), Loomis is finally portrayed as the impotent, opportunistic scumbag that he always was (seeing him confronted by a victim’s father at his book signing is really affecting, and his pathetic talk show appearance is a fantastic bit of gallows…

Came to say the same thing, this is excellent casting.

Is Kimmie Schmidt one of the voices of the dead?

That could easily be a fake-out

I mean, Halloween Kids is basically the prologue of the first movie (and the first half of the 2007 movie).

He actually made a successful movie about survivors of trauma and how that trauma affects their lives (spoiler: not well).

Rudd looks so young there! That was what, 2011?

The police already were there, and were already dead.

Rob Zombie’s Halloween II is one of the best movies in the series & deserves more love.

My controversial Hawt Taek: that’s pretty cool. Good for him.

This feels way too much like a bit from a Russell Brand movie.