Vaccines are going to be approved by the end of the month for children. So, fuck ‘em.

I can fix him!

A couple people in my audience let out a “Fuuuuuuuuck” under their breaths during that post-credits scene.

All kidding aside there has definitely been enough Facebook drama post-2010 to justify a sequel.

Alien will always hold this title for me.

Yeah, like to me 21 Pilots sure doesn’t sound like “rock”, but I’m old as fuck, so whatever.

Get off my lawn, 90s teenagers!!!

He did make for a dead-on Tommy Lee in The Dirt, which tracks, now that I know more about him.

I really want to see this, but I didn’t get a chance to get to the theater last summer. Can’t wait until it’s streaming somewhere.

Seriously, to have had a hand in creating so much amazing art that is still beloved by millions, absolutely amazing.

I was at that film festival in Scranton that he mentioned. He was a super chill guy.

Aha, I get jokes!!!1!

Awesome, send all those royalties to his victims as restitution.

John Cena: reliably go-to comedic ringer will never not be bizarre to me.

There’s a huge H.P. Lovecraft influence on Ghostbusters and some genuinely creepy scenes (the fridge), but even that isn’t anything that needs the Super 8 treatment.

Why would teenagers not have watched a show that debuted in 1998? It was my junior year of high school and we sure as hell all watched it.

The trailer for this looked totally dire. This isn’t E.T., it’s a smart-ass 80s comedy featuring some of the most cynical comedians of all time, I don’t want golden-hued nostalgia for that.

Nah, Paul Rudd is too good for that, he’ll rebel against the other ageless cyborgs Samuel L. Jackson & Joan Jett & try to save humanity.

The series finale will be set in 1999 & Topher Grace will make a cameo, the show will end with him and his kids heading out to see The Phantom Menace.

How literal teenage girl Mila Kunis made it out of that production relatively well-adjusted and with a very successful career is baffling. That whole scenario seemed tailor made to chew her up & spit her out.