I am completely and unironically looking forward to Rob Zombie’s Munsters movie. Plus Kevin Nash is actively campaigning to get the role of Herman, which is so absolutely perfect.

Those goddamn Progressive ads have been totally ubiquitous, and I don’t even have cable anymore.

I can’t imagine it either, but I also can’t fucking wait to find out!

Plus, you get that cast and make it animated?! Chloe Grace Moretz as Wednesday? Bette Middler as Grandmama? Fucking OSCAR ISSAAC AND CHARLEZE THERON AS GOMEZ AND MORTICIA?! You kidding me???

Sigh. Welp, time for a boring evening because the kiddo really wants to go see this one. Alas. At least she likes the live action ones too.

So because a movie that wasn’t part of a hugely popular franchise flopped 11 months ago, at the height of the pre-vaccine pandemic, they made this move? Huh.

I’m pro-worker all the way up and down the chain. If she were a key grip suing Disney for more money I would back her then too.

You have to admire the shit out of Wes Anderson’s absolute refusal to not make movies for upper-class, white New Yorkers and nobody else. He knows his own points of reference in life extremely well and if you don’t like it, sucks to suck.

Nope. Same with the MCU and the Halloween franchises. It’s just part of the fun.

Wow, this is an amazing lineup, so of course the A.V. Club goes in on the “buncha dumb old rappers rapping for the corporations, man!” angle.

The “No Easy Way Out” montage is the most realistic montage in film history. Who among us hasn’t driven around aimlessly at night, blasting terrible music & reassessing our entire lives?

Nah, just enjoy the ride. He goes to space, dunks a girl in liquid nitrogen & smashes her head like a snowball. It’s awesome.

FORTY. EXTRA. MINUTES. OF UNSEEN FOOTAGE. ***FORTY*** THAT’S LIKE ALMOST ENOUGH TIME FOR 2 MORE TRAINING MONTAGES!!!

I still haven’t seen Venom, but I’ve heard WILDLY different opinions on it from friends whose opinions on movies I generally trust, so it’s definitely in the queue. This sounds fun too.

Fair play to this kid, “HOLY SHIT” would probably be my exact reaction to Dolly Parton saying something nice about me.

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Hey, that’s great! Anyone’s liking, or lack thereof, of any band should not supersede news like this. Good for him and his family.

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw him in concert, like 20 years ago, in his nu metal phase, featuring opening act Hatebreed. That was an experience, lemme tell ya.