I’m excited. Moana was a HUGE presence in my house when my youngest daughter was a baby, and honestly it didn’t even wear that thin because the story & songs are legitimately awesome.

It makes very little sense as to why a mythical creature who kills people would get a music festival in her honor, but we digress...

Bobbie-Sue has never been prouder.

Holy shit. Inject all of this directly into my eyeballs.

Sasha Banks is damn lucky that her little foray into liking anti-vaxx posts last summer wasn’t as noticed by the press.

Legit middle-of-my-office LOL at ‘Abbie “Rootin’ Tootin’ Malicious Prosecutin’” Carmichael’.

Casino Royale is a strong contender for the best-made James Bond movie, but “best-made” isn’t really what I’m looking for in a Bond film, which is why I’m team Roger Moore all the way (The Spy Who Loved Me will probably always be my GOAT Bond film, personally).

A View to a Kill legitimately rules. Awesome villains, awesome theme song, awesome action sequences, Roger Moore was too old but he was the only Bond actor who didn’t seem like he was phoning it in for his final couple Bond movies, he was having as much fun as he was in the early 70s.

Less than half as many people watched Steve & Roger from American Dad’s vaccine PFA even though it was WAY more informative.

Right, but they don’t have any actual power (beyond money) now.

Rewatch the opening scene of “The Body” and say that again.

Crowe was high school-aged at the time.

They spoke pretty openly about wanting to explore space now that Etheria isn’t hidden away in a pocket dimension anymore, so there’s room for more stories (and a He-Man crossover!)

I’m still waiting for George Lucas to release that Star Wars prequel trilogy he’s been talking about.

Really? Because I can usually tell within 10 seconds of a song starting if it’s a Lana del Rey song.

Just asking some questions: At what point does cultivating a style amount to repeating oneself?

Ow, my narrative!

As the Honest Trailer puts it, Fury Road is the story of a woman who turns left, drives through the desert, stops, then drives back.

THANK GOD Feige wrested control of the series from that tool.

I also really liked the Trevor twist, and if this is the road that we had to take so that The Mandarin was never an awful Asian stereotype character like he often was in the comics, well, so be it.