Dance Monkey, Dance!!!

I’m a 4.95. Mind you, that’s an always-drunk-and-talkative 4.95. My wife also rates me at a 4.95, but that’s out of 10.

That’s why I rarely fill out any customer service ratings. Because the employees likely get dinged if they get anything less than 5 (because every single experience is supposed to be exceptional or some bullshit) but doing a competent job is not the same as exceptional. Fully satisfactory should not be a punishable…

Here you go

Very smart person clicks on article they don’t want to read, complains about it. More at 5.

Not really. Vanilla beans are the fermented ripened seed pods of a rare orchid that can only grow in the corpse of a panther that has died on a small ledge halfway up a mountain cliff overlooking deadly rapids and spine-breaking rocks. They are pollinated by bees the size of blue tits with stings so horrible they are…

Sorry, but religion has crept into almost every facet of life. I’m going to take the piss out of it whenever I can.

Can’t always do that at work, so I took the word of the initial commenter, which is always a mistake.

The fail here is not in the experiment :)

hmm...yes...yes...I think I understand... ... ...I’ll just kick out anyone who makes fun of my “nerd stuff”

did we watch the same video? because they definitely used a control in this video.

Basic commenting fail: responding without having watched the video to a commenter who didn’t watch the video.

Couldn’t be bothered to watch the video before commenting?

both control groups are in the experiment, agar with no bologna and agar with bologna that never touched the floor. According to the graph it shows the exact same germs as the dirty floor bologna.

They also enjoy sex, but that doesn’t mean the introduction of god doesn’t ruin most of the act.

I can’t think of something more unappealing than religiosity mixed with anything that brings physical joy. God, Allah, Jesus, Buddha - they all suck enjoyment out of even the most mundane things. Trying to throw in invisible frowny-faced spacemen into something like sex or food is silly.

“But at the same time, heart rate app Cardiogram was quietly tracking how users reacted to the day’s announcements.”

This is an example of why I do not want facial recognition or biometric tracking. Creepy. Sure, they opted in....this time...

I’m sure that when i was a kid, a pack of cards that was called a ‘stripper deck’ meant something else ;)