Surprise, relationships are complicated.

Funny how many conversations about finance is put off until after the ceremony. Kudos for all the same sex information and the pics. I'm glad to see our LGBT community being included in these conversations. Finances can be tricky if you aren't on the same page with up to date information.

Rice in salt shakers certainly works, but so does popcorn kernels. At least according to Alton Brown, it has nothing to do with desiccation, it's all about physically disturbing the clumps of salt.

You should be concerned if your real IP addy shows up at all.

The lower 2 IP's; one is your actual IP and the other is your VPN Server (Spoofed) IP. If your actual IP shows up (this is determined from turning off your VPN and googling "what is my IP") then you are vulnerable and should install ScriptSafe or the FF equivalent.

Well, it’s no different than the title “software engineer” being a complete insult to actual engineers. However, the Silicon Valley hype machine will have its way… <sigh>

That's really wasteful in terms of product and expense. Why not just buy (or heck, you can probably still get them for free in some places) those round rubber grippy mats. They last forever.

I'm going to do the reverse and take a majo jar to the drugstore.

OK, just don't tell HER it sounds the same.

Screw the condom, what about a barebacked bang on the countertop?

Speaking of condoms and live performances, I've heard that guys who tape live concerts use condoms on their mics if the concert is outside and there's rain. If you pull 'em tight on the mics apparently they don't distort the sound.

Uh, I'm all for unconventional uses but you can get the same functionality from a simple rubber band around the lid - cheaper, more likely lying around AND you can keep the condom for its originally scheduled purpose.

A smarter move would be to have someone romp in the bed with you. If you win I'll do it regardless of you sex. Kiss kiss

Anyone who thinks of lotteries like Powerball or Megamillions as an investment is an idiot. If you play at all, you should view it as entertainment: the odds of winning are horriffic. In accounting, there's a concept called a material difference. If a discrepancy is small enough, you can ignore it rather than…

I've commonly been referred to as clever and stupid. Wonder how the general would have categorized me...

My cat just loves sitting on sandpaper.

My generation tends towards sarcastic humor. What we find funny is off-putting to others.

Exactly. My (former) boss took my sense of humour as a sign that I didn't take my job seriously and I was repeatedly passed over for promotion as a result.

Only if your boss has a sense of humor.

I hope you appreciate the irony of presenting this information as a VIDEO to people who have bandwidth caps....