Mouse Jiggler, my man! I just leave it running all the time under the “zen jiggle”mode and it won’t effect your normal mousing.

Zucco!!

I tend to put on YouTube and fall asleep on the couch. So then it’s 1 AM and all of a sudden a video will play that’s significantly louder than the others and I jump and grab the remote as fast as I can to turn down the volume. I feel really bad when it happens since I live in an apartment / townhouse and it doesn’t…

This may just be my own conspiracy theory, but my question is how would he know what was in the attached PDF to give him the “Spidy senses” not to open it? And ALL of the emails containing illegal content were unopened... It’s not like the attachment said OmgReallyIllegalPics.jpg...

Wow... I’m really glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that...

YES! My mother of Italian heritage still breaks spaghetti / long pasta in half before adding to the water and it drives me nuts!

Be careful, internet explorers, on how you spell that one when you search... You may find some rather unpleasant and unrelated things. Just a precautionary tale.

I just like 88 for the Back to the Future reference.

That’s because Link Neal (or Charles Lincoln Neal III to be 100% accurate...) of the YouTube show Good Mythical Morning does, in fact, have herpes... Fun fact, I know.

REDUCE - Reuse - Recycle...

...got it cross-threaded and decided to just gorilla the damn thing rather than back it out for a re-do.

In my experience, Alexa won’t let you unlock smart locks. Just my two pennies.

Just tell them you’re a plumber and when they make an odd face if they know you or just say ”oh” if they don’t, you reply, “yeah, I deal with other people’s shit for a living”...

Lets take this convo offline and do a deep-dive and put it under a microscope.

Going along with what you said:

While I agree with you 95%, there are cases when the other party changes their mind during a sexual encounter (or one was lead on to beleive they were going all the way when the other was only planning “third base”, but didn’t make that clear to the first). Everything will be going well and then decide they want to…

Oh crap! Well, he’s the exception. And Trevor Noah I suppose... Fuck, and John Stuart!