I think that some of the problem is that the characteristics labeled as asexual by people who identify as asexual are so broad as to be basically useless. It also leads to some people framing it as “...unlike you...” when what they’re describing could absolutely apply to someone who doesn’t identify as asexual.

I was talking to someone who identified as gray ace, but they were basically like “I only feel sexual attraction in specific circumstances. For instance, I’m only sexually attracted blonds who are over 6 foot with minimal body hair and a muscular build.” and I was like... I don’t know that “having a type” makes you a…

I mean, it’s not like she ran a stop sign and killed somebody. What’s the big deal?

New troll just dropped.

Yeah, if singing didn’t matter, why wouldn’t they just record the whole thing? What’s the point of having a live singer there if not to sing?

I was going to say... being “raised as a messianic Jew” is just being raised Christian.

I mean, she’s not saying “Oh, it’s diet.” She’s saying “I drastically changed my diet and I spend two hours a day working out.”

Yeah, it's so indignant about her denials despite providing zero evidence or context that her denials aren't legit. It's basically witch hunt logic.

“We keep accusing her of this thing, despite having no evidence, and her denials are all the proof we need.”

What do you want though? Like, what is the correct response here? You admit that you wouldn’t be surprised if she was on ozempic or if it were just another celebrity health regime, so what is she supposed to say if it’s the latter?

Sexual assault is a fun goof if it happens to someone you don’t like/relate to/a man.

“Pick me... as your next victim.”

How come you never talk about Simon, the son you sold for meth in 2015?

And it's exactly the answer that everyone gives. "Lots of strong competition, any of the nominees deserved it, blah blah blah." It's only "dodging" the question if he was expected to say "I should have lost to Beyonce."

Beyonce has a fuck ton of Grammys, let’s talk about Diana Ross never having won a Grammy (and losing yet again this year!) That’s the fucking crime!

I think that’s what hit my while reading this article. It’s the indication that Jez has fully turned Pam into a “blorbo”. I hope that she has a happy life etc, but I’m also totally unshocked that people ask her about sex since that is literally the foundation of her career. In that other article talking about how she…

Like, maybe it’s just me, but if someone was like “Do you know that is!?” and then the only definition they had was someone I was related to... I’d find that kind of embarrassing.

Maybe the marriage wasn’t worth it?

This photo goes around every few years with a similar but updated story. None have been any more believable.

I hated the way "spark joy" got applied (though I think mostly by other people, not Kondo herself). There was so much "If it doesn't spark joy, get rid of it!" when I have many things that definitely don't spark joy, but I also need. Like, having this broom in the living room doesn't spark joy, but I need it to jiggle…