I dunno, I guess you can feel bad about your cheeks, but I think the joke is on the people who paid for this procedure. Cool, you look ill. Get well soon.

I have a much poorer family member who would have greatly benefited from a conservatorship due to severe mental health issues, but I think the longest I've they ever had was maybe a year. 

I’d love to hear a comment on her father’s weird shift to parroting quasi-fascist right wing talking points.

If I were writing a line for a sleazy dude character to say, I’d probably be like “Nah, that’s too over the top.” And yet, here’s the Woodster, just throwing it in his memoir.

I know a nurse manager who was just laid off because her workplace was bought out and the new owners were drastically reducing labor to be more profitable. Of course, for the last year she’s been working 60 hour weeks because they’re already understaffed since the last buyout did the same thing.

“Although I could try to evade consequences and abdicate responsibility for my reprehensible actions by blaming it on the untold abuse I suffered at the hands of the Clown Cult, and dare I say, my own Dear Mama, it wouldn’t work... would it?”

Yeah, Sinema got her start as a Green. If anything, she was elected because people expected her to be further left, another D could have gotten that seat.

Hobbs won right? That safe can drop anytime.

I’ve heard people complain that “all people have to do is show up to keep a government job.” I have worked at plenty of private sector places where there was an owner’s friend/nephew/whatever who didn’t even have to show up to stay on the payroll.

I returned to college as an adult and I’m kind of stunned at the reading comprehension of my classmates in their early 20s. A really disappointing number have trouble getting the meaning out of something if it requires taking multiple statements together. 

Arizona senators: you could get an astronaut or a clown.

What the quote? “If clowns molested as many kids as pastors, the circus would be outlawed.” ?

Ah yes. Female rappers, famously unable to share the spotlight. It’s not like Megan & Cardi could work together to release a blockbuster single. Doja Cat couldn’t work with someone like, say, SZA to take over the airwaves...

I don't think he's thought about it at all. His antisemitic statements are so extreme and basic, it's almost like a cartoon villain.

“America is weak. Her sons are sickly and her daughters are decrepit,”

HR can be amazingly proficient in burying complaints and not doing anything about them.

“Or is jumping to ad homs and personal attacks right out of the gate just part of your rhetorical style?”

“Terfs grow a second brain cell" challenge.

lone: I'm gonna keep dismissing your personal attacks until you touch some grass.

Judging by the number of friends I’ve had to convince that, no actually, that thing their boss did *is* sexual harassment, I don't think not knowing the definition is that uncommon either.