BRB, gotta go tell the dishwasher that he’s incredibly privileged because he only gets the newspaper to do crosswords between his 3 jobs.

The job is to be an object to put clothes on. For both male and female models.

It’s funny that the right always said liberals wanted to abort babies while they’re being born, but then some conservative tradwives are so into natural birth that they don't actually care if the baby lives. I've actually heard "If the baby dies during birth without medical intervention, that one just wasn't meant to…

“I thought you didn’t send pretty girls to prison?”

I figured it’s something that brought them together. They could bond over their scam charities.

Yeah, best case scenario it seems like they’ll donate needed stuff, but only after investing in the companies they’re securing contracts with. Worst case, they just contract with their own companies in a loop and basically do nothing.

I thought it was pretty accepted that when super rich people have charities, those are usually just a way for them to funnel money back into their other enterprises. Twas ever thus.

As a fellow older, I feel like I also see some friends in relationships that hit a point where it could have just been “This is over, it’s nobody’s fault.” But they keep on trucking with things getting progressively worse until something happens that makes the end somebody’s fault.

I feel like for a lot of my career, people have really wanted to define me by the men in my life, whether that’s my family members or my boyfriends

Every closeted lesbian celebrity: “SOUNDS LEGIT TO ME! NOTHING TO SEE HERE!”

I’m in agreement. Like, I think Trump is a bad candidate and probably doesn’t have a great chance, but 2016 wasn’t that long ago and I can’t believe we’ve forgotten how easily dems can lose against a joke candidate if they get lazy.

We know which one Jez thinks is worse.

There’s (probably) one troll who's notorious for doing this to regulars and especially focuses on trans people, but they've been doing it for years. It's frustrating that good regulars will stay in the grays and people like this apparently suffer no consequences.

“I should be able to talk about things, but you shouldn’t be able to talk about me talking about it.”

I don't think comedians need to stay in their lanes necessarily, but they have to at least be funny when they veer out of it. Most of Chappelle's "boundary pushing" lately has just kind of showcased his ignorance of the experience of other groups.

How would it come down? There's no moderation here.

It’s basically just incel shit for women.

You certainly seem to be claiming to know his dating habits. Kinda sad that some random celeb dating has made you so unhappy that you’re feebly lashing out at strangers on the internet. Hang in there, “chica”.

He doesn’t have a history of dating younger women. If anything, this seems to be an exception. It also seems a little telling that you think younger women have no value other than youth.

sells on his website a $222 magical amulet he calls the Spirit Optimizer