I’d be ok if they were critical of his video! My beef was mostly the “no person... should ever” followed by “except for her, which is fine.” Pick a lane, ya know?

Did Sudekis take this adage from Wilde or did someone who works with him just say some words? 

Definitely. You don’t destigmatize something by reinforcing that sometimes it’s gross.

This. Despite Adele’s bloodthirst, killing another person isn’t going to actually lessen anyone’s suffering, and thinking that prison is comfortable is just naive.

I mean, seriously. If you actually think that this person’s death would lessen the parents’ suffering, it seems like you’d have a moral obligation to try to kill him.

You know where he is, why don’t you kill him?

Your last paragraph is kind of a mess. Do you want to shame people for doing sex work or no?

Jezebel has had a couple of stories lately that are like “Victims feelings about ...” and it feels a little sketchy. I totally understand victims having strong feelings, and our system makes convictions stand in for justice or “closure”. That said, victims’ feelings aren’t a good predictor of guilt.

The old “Lady Vengeance” lineup.

Republicans care a lot about unlikely and imaginary dangers to children, but not at all about real dangers.

Aww, buddy, hang in there. If you can't read what I wrote, I guess it's easier to make up other stuff, but adults usually find that kind of silly.

If I give you $3 and drop you off at the corner store saying “Grab a Pepsi,” I’m paying for a Pepsi. If I give you $300 and drop you off at the abortion clinic saying “I do not want this child,” I’m paying for an abortion.

If they really thought it was mUrDeR, then this would be like a guy paying for an assassination. The fact that it flops between “killing an innocent life” and a “youthful mistake” depending on how much they like the person doing it should prove that they don’t actually think it’s murder.

Hmm, I could swear there have been several cases in the news recently about teens who absolutely were not granted exceptions he’s sure they’d get? Wild.

I know, that was a lot of words up there! Take a nap and have a snack, then try reading the second paragraph. If you’re feeling really smart today, try reading all three!

Not to mention the extremely young people we’ve seen seeking abortions. Are people supposed to be starting their adolescent kids on birth control just in case they get sexually assaulted?

You’ll be really excited to hear about new developments in healthcare! I’m not sure if you’ve heard about “hand washing”, but it can greatly reduce the amount of pathogens (those are “nasties” like bacteria and viruses) transmitted from your environment to your mucous membranes (those are how most viruses get into…

There are a million different ways to avoid catching a cold, but sometimes you still get one.

I think if Dems reached out by touting issues that independents should support (like protecting the right to privacy), it would be fine. Usually they "reach out" by "compromising" on stuff that should just be core positions.

Also, “totalitarian” is apparently when a business does something you don’t like. “Totalitarian” is apparently not when the government forces that business to not do the thing.