Damn, from the grays I guess the contract for Johnny Depp’s bot farms still has a little time left!

People in their 20s have been convinced that Helen Keller didn't exist, I think someone could convince them that Jolie farted in Pitts face.

It’s a fact! I heard it from CaptSparrowLuvr69420!

I think Jolie’s status and reputation will shield her somewhat, but it’s not reassuring that the internet machine is already warming up.

let alone the next-level stuff, like how Heard allegedly took a dump in a bed

Sounds like Eugene had the right idea.

Yeah, I got dismissed just for saying "Rich is a guy." talk about fragile!

I don’t think “being a lineman/person” exclusively plagues the straights, I think “being a ‘linewife’” exclusively plagues the straights. (If bucket bunnies exist though, I’m sure there are gay ones.)

I don’t know that that holds for like “Boymoms” and stuff, but yeah, I think that’s the case for a lot of it. I don’t consider “childfree” to be a part of my identity, but it probably seems like it to some people. People asking about kids get so insistent and you end up being like “Yes, I am ABSOLUTELY SURE that I do…

Can’t acknowledge that the bucket bunnies are coming out ahead.

A lot of his weirdness is also football focused, so I'd be surprised if she really expected him to retire. I mean, what else is he going to do? It always felt like beyond football he's kind of a husk.

Sure the staff can physically help, but they can’t relieve the mental burden.

There’s no rule that the photos in a magazine have to reflect the content of the film the interview subject was most recently in?

So you’re saying she did that at Aniston? Jolie can just be really into kids without it being somehow directed at Aniston. Two bad bitches can just be living their lives without it somehow being directed at each other.

Now we know. I definitely filtered this story through my own experiences of having people refuse to believe shit my mom was doing, and I was wrong.

So he’s wearing a “White Lives Matter” shirt and hanging out with Candace Owens... but he’s afraid that Trevor Noah and Gabriella Karefa-Johnson are puppets?

Sometimes you wonder how much of somebody getting to be “high profile” is just because they were allowed to get away with shit that other people couldn’t.

It might not be a "gotcha" but it definitely raises some questions.

All monetized content has bias, baby!

I guess I’m a little confused how he had a fall from that kind of height while serving as a bicycle grappling (?) instructor. We he demonstrating a bike tackle on the edge of a fire tower?