Religion is just fucked. You want to be a good person you know what to do, you don’t need a book or a benevolent deity to espouse being a decent human. The amount of horrible shit that’s happened cause people are afraid that when they die their just fucking dead and not in fairy wonderland is insane.

Especially since I remember she had a nice career going before getting married.

And wifey!

Does anyone else irrationally hate the word “hubby” to a disconcerting degree?

...while crushing said orphan’s puppy under her stiletto heel.

I never thought that. She’s always appeared 1000% to be a vapid, empty-but-for-hot-air, entitled-because-of-her-name-and-not-her-accomplishments person.

It’s basically the default advice people give who don’t understand that social issues are incrediby complex. To them, crime can be simply solved if there were more cops/civilians had more guns/people just moved away from crime/we pushed neighborhoods with high crime rates and high rates of poverty/POC further into the…

PANTS!

Once they’re stuck to the yacht they won’t move. It’s their ideal environment and only a prolonged treatment of lack of champagne, coke, and caviar will pry them loose.

“Learn to figure out when a hoot or a holler is indeed a form of harassment and when it’s merely a good-natured tease that you can give back in kind.”

Women have been getting really uppity lately. It all started with the bicycle giving us independent transportation. Then us bitches wanted the vote. Then drivers licenses. The real tipping point was letting us have our own bank accounts. It was all downhill from there.

“Architecting! Paradigm! SYNERGY!!!!”

Early one morning during finals, the phone rang...It was Anna Wintour, the editor and chief of Vogue. Anna is someone I’ve always admired; we met when I’d done some modeling as a teenager.

Seriously I HATE crap like that. I see so many people assume someone is smart, fair and/or rational, just because they speak in a calm tone. Hell I have actually been reprimanded for “Inciting an incident” because I was PISSED when someone calmly told me how wonderful it was “49 of my people were murdered last…

Women Who Work defines working women as, well, every woman with a disposable income: stay-at-home moms, single women in the boardroom, mothers with full-time jobs, and entrepreneurs like herself.

No, he absolutely does not know how ridiculous these are. He thinks he’s deep - meanwhile it’s his chameleon qualities that have allowed him to be a decent character actor, but his lack of personal depth limits the weight he brings to other roles.

New at H&M!

Since it’s the premiere?

omg i am literally crying at my desk

I agree. Sometimes we get stuck in a rut and need to blow up (at least parts of) our lives to get out of it.