First of all, as noted in the post, Chiwetel Ejiofor is not "African American." He is British. Second, I am not a "fucking millennial." Pull yourself together.

This is beautiful.

This is a truly wonderful story... people can be really, really great. I admire the woman who wrote this, and the woman who took on those kids as a step parent.

This shit looks suspiciously NOT American.

What could go wrong in a Death Proof car?

I think I made a comment to you the other day about you taking something overly literally, and here we are again.

Welp, Beyoncé's new album — released just last Friday at midnight — has sold, as of about 2pm EST today, ONE MILLION copies. It should be certified as Platinum by the RIAA shortly. Bow down, bitches.

Okay, obviously this is really fucking adorable and all, but was anyone else expecting a vocal outburst, i.e. some actual expression of feelings?

Aww, you must feel so special. It really irks you to have the hard work of a black woman acknowledged and lauded for the achievement that it is, huh?

NEVER BUY AN ANIMAL PRODUCT FROM CHINA. I ordered some boots that I thought were faux fur on clearance so I couldn't return them...when they arrived it was real fur. From China. I was horrified and still feel a little guilty when I wear them, even out of necessity. I'm not implying that Chinese people are animal…

Welcome to Jezebel.

Well Jezebel, you effectively just ruined my entire childhood. Thanks.

I disagree; I think "slut-shaming" is a useful concept, most especially for critiquing other feminist critiques. (I think accusing Rush Limbaugh of slut-shaming is mostly unhelpful. It's basically tautological, and gives him no reason to change.) But there is a very real problem of a large number of feminist critiques…

So she's supposed to stop living her life because an accident happened?

The comments at Gawker on this story were atrocious. This is a good chance for Jezebel to talk about victims of domestic abuse, not snark on a woman who is a victim of domestic abuse.

They just meant to quote this song. Honest!

FIERCE.

Just let this sink in.

Robert Forster? Robert Forster?!? That, my friend, is Tom Fucking Selleck.