Oh, no! I just usually disagree with your foodie posts. You don't like root beer, and pears for Pete's sake!

For once, I completely agree with you.

You are killing it today!

I will! I'm always looking for older model BMW's on CL in search of an e21. They're there, you just have to keep your eye out.

Chicago area.

After your first response I thought you were being silly. Since you're typing and not speaking, there is no possible way for me to know English isn't your first language, especially since it seemed fine other than when you said diamond dozen, doggie dog, and all intensive purposes. I thought perhaps you just didn't…

All intensive purposes? You are killing me with all of these off sayings. You're joking right?

It is a doggie dog world, isn't it?

Nope. That's just really bad humor.

Get the fuck out of here.

• Apparently Selena Gomez has been named World's Sexiest Stewardess. Like, no offense to Selena, but you guys could have at least called me to let me know I didn't win. I worked really hard on that application. [E!]

If I had Miley's bod, I would crop top all day.

This one looks pretty happy :3

"Nice boobs like the ones on the right DO exist. But only if they're FAKE!"

This is basically the only thread I look forward to on the main page anymore. I really enjoy when you put your personal experiences in your answers!

That would be so, so scary!

You nailed it with the photo! The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe was my jamski.

I don't usually comment... but nobody has said JAMES DEAN YET.

Does anybody else always read Jay-Z's name like "Jee-Zay?"