Kardashian Kristmas needs more Krampus !

Rihanna and Charlie sheen are some of the most generous celebrities when it comes to helping countries in crisis. Good for them. And apparently bird man gives out turkey's out of his Bugatti. I say good on him too, doesn't matter how it's done, at least they are doing something positive.

Very nice, Rihanna! That's the same amount CHINA gave.

Someone should have her tell Miley...

I watched the 2 hours of her interview on Dr. Phil last month. He set up a donation page for her. After watching the first hour, I donated. I don't care if she spends the money on tattoos, piercings or candy. Those women should not have to worry about money for the next decade, at least. And I hope Castro spends…

It's okay I'm way more aroused by this one, right?

UGH, James Franco. He loves attention more than Kanye pretends to hate it.

Dude, they happen and sometimes you just can't get those little fuckers to behave themselves without your forehead getting covered in layers of sticky, gross hairspray. When this happens, you do what you have to do, which is relent and let those bastards get their way, this time...

We mock the clothes but not the bodies.

She looks very pretty here.

I was in the parking lot of a supermarket 3 weeks ago when a car drove up, a man rolled down his window and thrust a dog at me, saying, "Free Chihuahua! He's healthy, spayed, and you can take him now." I was totally horrified that a person would do this; the little pup was so sweet, affectionate and lively. I thought…

She did not "literally" sign up for having a pack of insane dogs with cameras literally SCREAMING at her while she politely poses for a photo. Nope. There is absolutely no reason for a photo session to be that noisy, rude, and yes, kind of terrifying. This is just one example. Imagine having to endure it daily on a…

I'd like to see her legal briefs...

My bff and my boyfriend together in one room THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

Bitches, let's all post a selfie!

A) Stop. Please. You are making the term 'feminist' embarrassing. Right now, the Surpreme Court is poised to review a 9th circuit ruling that relates to defunding Planned Parenthood because it offers abortion services and you are on about selfies. This is absurd. We are trying to fight real battles. This isn't one of…

Oh, for pete's sake: I like to take pictures. I like to sometimes take pictures of myself. Sometimes I like to share those pictures with people.