I was in the parking lot of a supermarket 3 weeks ago when a car drove up, a man rolled down his window and thrust a dog at me, saying, "Free Chihuahua! He's healthy, spayed, and you can take him now." I was totally horrified that a person would do this; the little pup was so sweet, affectionate and lively. I thought…

She did not "literally" sign up for having a pack of insane dogs with cameras literally SCREAMING at her while she politely poses for a photo. Nope. There is absolutely no reason for a photo session to be that noisy, rude, and yes, kind of terrifying. This is just one example. Imagine having to endure it daily on a…

I'd like to see her legal briefs...

My bff and my boyfriend together in one room THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

Bitches, let's all post a selfie!

A) Stop. Please. You are making the term 'feminist' embarrassing. Right now, the Surpreme Court is poised to review a 9th circuit ruling that relates to defunding Planned Parenthood because it offers abortion services and you are on about selfies. This is absurd. We are trying to fight real battles. This isn't one of…

Wow. Didn't expect Jezebel to post something this ridiculous (she says, half jokingly)

Sometimes a selfie is just a selfie. - Freud

Oh, for pete's sake: I like to take pictures. I like to sometimes take pictures of myself. Sometimes I like to share those pictures with people.

OMG

Wait, what color is this dress?? Is it purple or gray? I don't understand!!! Is it the lighting?

I just pay Lester to get rid of my wanted level. Much easier that way.

His good looks?

The worst part is, those self-righteous note-writing non-tippers probably exchange these stories over virgin cocktails and congratulate each other over how they are really fighting the good fight.

I'm suddenly convinced that she knows exactly what she's doing. Girl's got a plan.

TO HELL WITH THAT NOISE

Your love of Alan Alda is as hilarious as it is unexpected.

I don't see why people are so impressed with that clip. You ever hear Dolly Parton do that song? It was written in a range of more than four notes.

It looks like Jennifer Lawrence was on the way to a toga party, then stopped in at Michael's to jazz up her outfit.