Fixed it.

She wants people to get an education and eat healthy?! That outrageous bitch!!!

Dita, you are everything.

This is actually and literally the face I made when I saw her ring. I've never actually dry heaved at something like this before. I'm amazed at how hideous her ring is and I'm amazed at my physical reaction to it.

My wife and I jokingly say that in a fire, it's everyone for themselves, but we're both going back in for the dog. So we'll all die together anyway, trying to save the damn dog.

So what you're saying here is... I might be able to afford to see my shrink more than once every three months? I might be able to actually AFFORD all the various medications she puts me on? I might be able to feel... BETTER? What witchcraft is this?

As someone with OCD and panic disorder who pays $160/week to see my psychologist because it's not covered by insurance let me be the first to say FUCK YES.

Sorry, not mad at this. Most of us have said worse.

Are you kidding me? Why on earth did this make the news, even Fox news? Ugly babies exist. People make fun of them behind their parents' backs. People are not 100% nice all the time. This is a normal thing. What's next, a report about how some guy made fun of the way another guy threw a ball?

Attention new mothers: Your baby looks like a flying monkey that bit into a particularly sour lemon. Get over it.

"My name is Ms. Stewart, not Ms. Dodai."

Rape is sexual assault.

Wine.

So exciting to see GT's own Burt writing a dirt bag! I knew you before you were famous, so when you get super famous I can be the source or "old friend" who gives weird quotes to tabloids. YES!!!

She's an Indian, not a Jew. Get your stereotypes straight.

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