Hm, I can think of something far worse than milkshakes. Let me call a few other liberal celiacs I know, pick up a few bags of wonder bread and I'll get back to you.

If I could confiscate that puking cat gif from you, I would do so in a heartbeat. I don’t know whether the arc of barf or the cat’s expression bothers me more, or whether they tag-team to power bomb me through the table of gross.

Yes, this is exactly the situation Robert Frost wrote of when he penned the immortal line, "I have miles to go before I sleep/In a fancy doorway I flew across country from bucolic New England to get to/The doorways there are no good, no good, fake news". 

“Lustily" is creepy and accurate. I've often wondered what guys like that get out of clamoring for wars they have never and will never be involved in, and then I realize it's for the same reason dudes at the gym stare at women with whom they will never speak or touch: they like the tingly feeling in their pants. 

As many as it takes to fill the emptiness inside his skull and the carcass of his soul, so, a few more than infinity. He's like a drunk with rallies instead of beer: one is too many, a thousand is never enough.

Right there and with nothing else to do, for sure. 

That was pure--and entirely relatable--poetry.

I was a strange child and I would have found Yoda telling me the Force was like a blanket wholly reassuring. It would have really helped when I went through a phase of existential insomnia where i couldn't sleep because i was so afraid of the concept of infinity/eternity and the fear that my soul/consciousness would…

Agreed. Though it would be delicious to see his face crash if his golden child were to turn on him. I imagine you could freeze frame it, like Ralph being devastated on the Simpsons. 

Calling an uninvited dick in the face a humourous bit of fun is not an editorializing-on-Twitter problem, that is a fundamental not-seeing-sexual-assault-as-a-problem problem. 

*lighting shifts towards red*

It’s the running with the hand-flapping/waving that made me say that. I worked with a six year old with autism who did the same thing when I arrived at his house for our appointments, it was so damn cute and looked exactly like Barron in the video. I would sit down and bring out our project for the day and he would…

That's not and never has been how acting works. 

Regrettably, yes. 

Or trying to track one of the baby pigs running around in that boar trap!

This GIF is like xanax for me, I could just watch them thar hogs run around and round for hours. 

I thought you'd be joking, then I watched it. Wow. It, uh, also doesn't really do any favors to anyone arguing Barron isn't on the spectrum. Poor kid.

I would much rather read this than Thomas Friedman.

wrong! Fake news! Jason kills nerds too if they happen to be in arm’s-and-machete reach. Source: me watching too many horror movies; also In Vorhees We Trust with Gourley and Rust

This is completely off topic but your username just reminded me of a copy of Ravage 2099 I picked up for laughs in the 10 cent bin, where within the first three pages IIRC he declares himself to be "in permanent rut". That's all I got.