You raise a valid point--there should be more revenge flicks about well put together pageant queens who end every murder with a winning smile and maybe a sauch wink. 

He DEFINITELY loans his wife out to his pool boy/personal trainer. Who on earth would text their trainer with a picture of their partner in a maid costume to “thank” said trainer for the presumably hot bod that has been achieved? That’s so fucking convoluted I had to edit the syntax of that sentence like four times to…

They’re terrified of Warren and Sanders, but around here I’ve seen commenters that insist that they don’t trust Warren because she hasn’t had the same set of opinions her whole life.

Polling my husband and I, I'd only get to 50% some days because of stupid ol' self-loathing. >:(

Boy nosey, hee is just a twitching bundle of reflex, isn't he? He sees medals and his stupid arm just goes HORAY MAN IS GOOOOOOD and salutes away. 

I've already suggested locking him in the potty during his executive time and sealing the door in a fart-filled Cask of Amontillado knock-off. 

Britain is so weird. I usually get told I’m a good girl AFTER the spanking is over.

Both Wohl and Shapiro have such tiiiiiiiiiiiny li'l faces. 

Don't just stand there, get to a bathroom!!

He famously doesn’t drink so he gets all his chemical entertainment through inhaling them.

Yeah I remember that quote, “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a reactionary, racist set of political knee jerk slogans, must be in want of a competent graphic designer."

A dark passenger in me wonders something along similar lines. 

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/sep/02/jacob-rees-mogg-doctor-shameful-no-deal-drug-concerns

It's like knowledge that Man Was Not Meant To Wot Of and will drive us all insane by mere exposure 

Varadkar is 6'4", Trump is allegedly 6'3" is it? Pence looks like a GI Joe next to Leo, and just a smidge shorter than 45. 

My mom took me to see Much Ado About Nothing in theatres when I was1w, and it was so thrilling and engaging I cried with joy. I still love Shakespeare, still read plays for pleasure, and got to see Patrick Stewart a few years ago as Shylock and it was awesome. Fuck yeah Shakespeare.

I would pay to watch Trump vs. Trump. The man is so compartmentalized and dissociated from reality I could really picture him doing himself some major damage. 

Trump and beef are both fart synonyms, and fox news should be.

That GIF scares me, possums are so creepy and raccoons are clearly trying to mimic humans. 

Opioid addiction has already been cured, I guess? Or is that still on Jared's honey-do list?