As many as it takes to fill the emptiness inside his skull and the carcass of his soul, so, a few more than infinity. He's like a drunk with rallies instead of beer: one is too many, a thousand is never enough.

Right there and with nothing else to do, for sure. 

Agreed. Though it would be delicious to see his face crash if his golden child were to turn on him. I imagine you could freeze frame it, like Ralph being devastated on the Simpsons. 

Calling an uninvited dick in the face a humourous bit of fun is not an editorializing-on-Twitter problem, that is a fundamental not-seeing-sexual-assault-as-a-problem problem. 

*lighting shifts towards red*

It’s the running with the hand-flapping/waving that made me say that. I worked with a six year old with autism who did the same thing when I arrived at his house for our appointments, it was so damn cute and looked exactly like Barron in the video. I would sit down and bring out our project for the day and he would…

Regrettably, yes. 

Or trying to track one of the baby pigs running around in that boar trap!

This GIF is like xanax for me, I could just watch them thar hogs run around and round for hours. 

I thought you'd be joking, then I watched it. Wow. It, uh, also doesn't really do any favors to anyone arguing Barron isn't on the spectrum. Poor kid.

I would much rather read this than Thomas Friedman.

wrong! Fake news! Jason kills nerds too if they happen to be in arm’s-and-machete reach. Source: me watching too many horror movies; also In Vorhees We Trust with Gourley and Rust

This is completely off topic but your username just reminded me of a copy of Ravage 2099 I picked up for laughs in the 10 cent bin, where within the first three pages IIRC he declares himself to be "in permanent rut". That's all I got. 

You raise a valid point--there should be more revenge flicks about well put together pageant queens who end every murder with a winning smile and maybe a sauch wink. 

He DEFINITELY loans his wife out to his pool boy/personal trainer. Who on earth would text their trainer with a picture of their partner in a maid costume to “thank” said trainer for the presumably hot bod that has been achieved? That’s so fucking convoluted I had to edit the syntax of that sentence like four times to…

They’re terrified of Warren and Sanders, but around here I’ve seen commenters that insist that they don’t trust Warren because she hasn’t had the same set of opinions her whole life.

Polling my husband and I, I'd only get to 50% some days because of stupid ol' self-loathing. >:(

Boy nosey, hee is just a twitching bundle of reflex, isn't he? He sees medals and his stupid arm just goes HORAY MAN IS GOOOOOOD and salutes away. 

I've already suggested locking him in the potty during his executive time and sealing the door in a fart-filled Cask of Amontillado knock-off. 

Britain is so weird. I usually get told I’m a good girl AFTER the spanking is over.