Both Wohl and Shapiro have such tiiiiiiiiiiiny li'l faces. 

Don't just stand there, get to a bathroom!!

He famously doesn’t drink so he gets all his chemical entertainment through inhaling them.

Yeah I remember that quote, “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a reactionary, racist set of political knee jerk slogans, must be in want of a competent graphic designer."

A dark passenger in me wonders something along similar lines. 

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/sep/02/jacob-rees-mogg-doctor-shameful-no-deal-drug-concerns

It's like knowledge that Man Was Not Meant To Wot Of and will drive us all insane by mere exposure 

Varadkar is 6'4", Trump is allegedly 6'3" is it? Pence looks like a GI Joe next to Leo, and just a smidge shorter than 45. 

My mom took me to see Much Ado About Nothing in theatres when I was1w, and it was so thrilling and engaging I cried with joy. I still love Shakespeare, still read plays for pleasure, and got to see Patrick Stewart a few years ago as Shylock and it was awesome. Fuck yeah Shakespeare.

I would pay to watch Trump vs. Trump. The man is so compartmentalized and dissociated from reality I could really picture him doing himself some major damage. 

Trump and beef are both fart synonyms, and fox news should be.

That GIF scares me, possums are so creepy and raccoons are clearly trying to mimic humans. 

Opioid addiction has already been cured, I guess? Or is that still on Jared's honey-do list?

You’re clearly Canadian*, what with your “eh” usage and weird way of spelling “hamberder”. After all, Canadians know nothing about patriotism, no such things as CanCon or Heritage Minutes which are words I just made up.

Trump stocks his administration with abusers and racists, cruelty is, was and always will be the point. 

We dont need to rip him out. Wait til he hits the loo for some executive time and then "Cask of Amontillado" the motherfucker, BUILD THAT WALL, and let his toilet be his tomb. 

His chin was knocked into the Phantom zone by Superman, I'm pretty certain I have a mental image of it drawn by Curt Swan so that's basically a memory of a real thing. 

Emily Litella’s schtick is only cute when Gilda Radner is doing it. 

Your username and comment are a little redundant there. And I respect you for it.