I guess you don’t go to public school in Texas then.

Not relevant at all, but is Bakered for Ginger Baker?

Yeah, totally awful human being who has accidentally acknowledged gender as a spectrum. Oops. It won't help though.

I, god help me, tear up during every single trailer. I'm so excited I'm vibrating.

The first time it happened we had a little chat. If a strange woman comes up to you as soon as I hit the bathroom and offers to share drugs with you, it’s not US she’s inviting. He is a wee bit naive. I am not. Plus, I'm a pet name kinda person and I've got him doing it now. We, very sincerely, call each other lovey…

Is it an urban myth or a real thing where the burglars dressed up a lab in lingerie and tied him to a chair? I grew up with a chocolate, seems possible.

I trust mine in any situation. 1. He is very trustworthy. 2. He is completely oblivious to being hit on. It’s hilarious. And oddly, it’s very short women that hit on him. So when I return from the bathroom I just kind of loom over them and they look up and shrink and walk away. I am an excellent loomer.

Yeah. I have been in 2 “killed the car” accidents (I was stopped behind someone and then hit from behind by someone going 50+) among others. If I don't see fire, my reaction is meh.

Bro, you mind if I call you bro? You seem like a bro. Shut up. You sound like mildly stupid teenager and it’s not a good look. Your points aren’t new, or deep. Don’t act like a GOP candidate, you’ll be embarrassed by this when you grow up.

Oh my goodness yes they are, especially from vaginal births. Covered in cheese and goo and their little faces all smooshed. Still the most beautiful sight in the world, but they look like cannibal gnomes.

I feel like Cruz has dirt on people. Nobody cares about the Canadian thing, nobody cares about the Cuban father. It seems out of character.

That is Ashkeys Polaroid dress, not Edmonds card wedding dress.

The tiny knees bouncing to the beat! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Luminous does not do her justice. Solar. Nova. Creation of the damn universe bright.

Coprophilia! Yuck.

If it helps (that’s a bad word, pretend I’ve had enough coffee to figure out a better one) I’ve definitely felt like that, good most days, yucky sometimes, at a variety of weights. For me, if the good days outnumbered the bad, I would try to reframe the bad days as less “I feel fat today” and more “I’m having a shitty…

Omg yes. Both of my sisters have eating disorders. And one of the things that really fucked them up was the compliments. The older of the two finally told me that when she was in highschool and getting smaller and smaller she actually hated herself but everyone kept telling her how good she looked. So she added…

PCOS can cause weight gain, missed oeriods, and hair growth. All things that can come with pregnancy as well.

Scuse me but picture number 2 needs some deep conditioner and argan oil. That pony tail looks like a dead rat.

Yeah, I knew a girl once who saw me after a flat iron and told me I was a diamond in the rough. I told her to go fuck herself. My curls are fucking awesome.