Just once, when some meathead starts thanking God for his team’s win on national television, I’d love to hear a booming voice from the heavens say, “I had fifty bucks on the other guys.”

Don’t give the lunatics any ideas. They’ll start throwing every woman who misses her period into “protective custody.”

Replace “holiday” with “thing” and I think you’ve hit the target. Every single fucking thing in this country is refracted through a funhouse mirror labeled “capitalism.” If someone can’t make a buck out of it, it may as well not exist.

Either that, or he’s saying that people mentioning those things is boring him and ruining his fun. Either way, pretty odious.

The whole point is “exclusivity.” Nothing about these accessories is inherently better than ordinary retail products. They’re not better made, more stylish, or more functional. Often, they’re noticeably worse. But they’re prohibitively expensive for the ordinary person, which means that you and I can’t have one. And…

It seems someone was abusing the child. Whether it was Melissa or one of her other daughters was never established. Melissa’s confession shut down any further investigation.

I suspect the family’s grief may be softened by relief. I’m sure this angry old racist wasn’t exactly a ray of sunshine at home.

Wow, the full “ching chong,” huh Rosie? Classy.

She’s been called out multiple times for multiple things. They’re one of those families that hold huge, long-running grudges that never get resolved.

My cousin married an Indian man 20 years ago. To this day, her aunt addresses Christmas cards to the family with the surname “Patel,” even though that is not their name. Patel is a fairly common name, but it’s not the only one. To this aunt, all Indians are Patels.

Selling your half of a joint business without notice is a “fuck you” move. Selling to a Russian oligarch is a “fuck you I hope he orders his goons to kill you after torturing you into signing over your half" move.

“Judiasm is a religion, not a race” is the sort of dipshittery you’d hear from a “free thinking” high schooler who believes they’re a lot smarter than they are.

Ahh but, you see, we baby-eaters are just as squeamish and hypocritical as other meat eaters. We’re happy to consume the end product, but only once it’s been sanitized into steaks, nuggets, sausages, and cutlets.

You have to feel sorry for the beeb. It must be getting more and more difficult to find commentators willing to cape for the Royals, so they're down to scraping the bucket with scum like Dersh.

He was also praised for his research and attention to detail. Yet, when he wrote about topics I know something about, I found he was routinely wildly wrong.

I got mine from GameStop earlier in the year, but had to shell out for a bundle of crap I’d either already played or didn’t want to, so I don’t see a lot of difference between eBay scalpers and the “legit” retail kind.

If you value your sanity, don’t buy the PS5 remote control accessory. It will turn your PS5 back on after a few minutes, whenever you turn it off.

I love it. They could pair each one with a Halloween movie that shows how she polished-off the previous husband.

Whatever the job, it’s incredibly well-paid, judging by the houses/apartments these people can afford.

What, no “red” people showed up, Madge? Or don’t they count?