Sorely Vexed
sorvex
7/1/20
1:48 PM
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<Old man stares at cloudless sky, laments lack of target for his rage, goes back inside>

6/29/20
1:09 PM
2

In many ways, it’s just another example of the cliched “change of heart” narrative, in which a bigot sees the error of his/her ways only when personally affected by the bigotry. Read more

6/29/20
2:11 AM
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I used to think the US was a hyper religious country. After living her for many years, I come to the opposite conclusion. Read more

6/26/20
1:14 PM
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Of course they want to cram “In God we Trust” in the new design. Performative Xtianity FTW. Surprised they didn't put white Santa on it.
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6/26/20
12:57 PM
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NASCAR is America's leading employer of Hobbits, apparently.

6/26/20
12:55 PM
13

Unarguably better than anything Mr Perry has produced to date.

6/20/20
2:08 PM
1

At least he stopped talking about “herd immunity” once he realized he was nearly one of of the sacrificial cows. Read more

6/20/20
2:05 PM
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I’m pretty much sure he sold his soul to some malign deity or other years ago. In return, he gets whatever he wants in life, suffers no consequences from his actions, and is incapable of getting sick. Read more

6/18/20
12:54 PM
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Hey, police chiefs: if you’re looking for the “bad apples” in your departments, the list of folks who called in sick is a great place to start!

6/17/20
12:58 PM
1

Well Scottie was giving it his best Glaswegian pisshead, so it was stereotypes all around.

6/17/20
12:56 PM
1

I just assumed the UK conquered France during the chaos of the 21st Century, banned the language and replaced all their customs with British ones (except for wine growing, because they're not stupid).

6/16/20
1:33 PM
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As long as Trump’s base continues to believe he’s an instrument of “God’s will,” nothing will shake their faith in him. Read more

6/14/20
1:10 PM
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“Your home has been remote locked by order of your local constabulary. Please pay all outstanding fines to reenable domestic access.”

6/14/20
1:07 PM
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All they’ve ever been is revenue generators. Just decide how much cash you want to extort, set the cameras accordingly, and watch the dollars roll in!