Let's be honest, living in an aircraft hanger with Gwyneth Paltrow would be close quarters. 

That’s too many damn personal questions!

Stop treating the Census like jury duty, people! Fill it out!

They sound like English real ale names , ( except for Van Ownership which is totally a Seattle microbrewery IPA) 

No wheelchairs in heaven. I’m pretty used to sucking hind tit in this particular plane~

Once the fittest survive, and cripples like me die, their warrior/serf class will be complete!

A grim and accurate summation. 

The virus is just the beginning of this house of cards. 

These types of discussions are what I loved about grad school! Bringing all of everyone’s disparate bits of knowledge and experience to bear to understand how and why the world works the way it does. Ideally, everyone would be exposed to a dynamic, diverse, rotating cadre of cool people to talk through shit on some… Read more

Yeah, while Trump bears a good portion of blame here, hospitals have been under equipped for decades. 

Don’t forget how globalization has effectively fucked any chance of rebuilding most of these supply chains, as their products rely almost exclusively on foreign manufacturing and transportation. It’s going to be shocking how many businesses will have to file for bankruptcy after the end of this epidemic.

Actually it wasn’t all that great when Jerry Lewis advocated for his pet cause. While he definitely raised quite a lot of money and probably did quite a lot of good, his telethons were heavily criticized for treating disabled people as helpless objects of pity and his public statements about disabled people were even… Read more

His neighbor is going to have to wear gloves and a mask while beating his ass.

Christ, you would think this sentence above may be a joke.....but you fucking don’t know.

Kanye will be his own personal Jesus

you know that’s actually bullshit, and there’s literally no way it can be proved?

you’re just going to take THIS administration’s word for it? just like that?

Sounding out all the big words does take time.

Imagine the mass Republican head explosions at the thought of Acting President Pelosi

That hit home. I feel seen and shamed.

Their simultaneous comas can’t arrive soon enough.