I guess when you’re sellng a product that is objectively no better than its competitors, you have to make the advertising about something else.

Well, Maine is a little behind the times in many ways. That’s part of its charm...allegedly.

I have it rattling around my head that cars over 25 years are “Classic,” while cars over 50 years are “Vintage.” I have no idea where “antique” fits in, never having heard it applied to a car except by someone who doesn’t know cars and just wants to use another word for “old.”

Maybe he’s trying to fill the style niche left by the retirement of Daft Punk? Using only Yeezy clothes? Maybe? Help?

So, after his disgusting behavior, he insists on forcing himself back on to a team consisting entirely of people who are armed with swords and know how to use them? He doesn’t seem too bright.

““We don’t, not even for a second, think about race,” said Darcie Pickren, 67, a vocal leader of the anti-CRT movement who is White, with Irish and Native American ancestry...”

A great man once said: “Person man woman camera TV.” words to live by.

So you’re saying I’m not a cardio-thoracic surgeon? I’ve got an MS Paint certificate and a trail of corpses that say different.

Bordering on “probably totally shit and likely blinded some people.”

I wonder how good an opthalmologist he is, given he had to create his own certification body to credential himself, because nobody else would?

Paul doesn’t give a shit about what’s true. He just wants to tell the MAGA rubes that “deep state killed yer grannie.”

Since his use of a walker during his trial was purely a stunt aimed at gaining sympathy, we can safely assume all his subsequent “health problems” are similarly manufactured.

It’s a huge gamble, because he’s setting the country up as a huge petri dish for viral mutation. Once an enterprising bit of viral DNA figures out how to bamboozle the current vaccines, it’s back to square one.

You should just follow the inspirational lead of the Mother Country and say “fuck it” to COVID and open everything up. BoJo definitely knows what he’s doing!

“Parents want their kids to learn to think critically, by unquestioningly accepting whatever fairy story best fits the prevailing white supremacist, state capitalist, exceptionalist narrative.”

Don’t worry, though, because the LA Sheriff has decided not to make his brownshirts enforce the mask mandate. Seems he a microbiologist, because he’s decided that “the science doesn’t support it.” It’s great that we have such highly-qualified health professionals in law enforcement.

In unrelated news, here’s helpful aritcle on how to remove embedded ticks:

“You can’t keep my client in jail as a risk to society, because he isn’t a risk to society, because he’s in jail.”

Aunt Ida's corpse is probably still strapped to the roof rack.

What are Chick-Fil-a’s “principles,” exactly. I mean besides promoting heart disease, stroke and the industrial-scale torture and murder of domestic fowl?