To be fair, they are an abomination.

Clive James once referred to a book he reviewed as “A cubic paperback, written by the type of American author who feels the need to take revenge on his country for making him illiterate.”

Trumpucky Fried Chicken?

Can you imagine if Trump expirss before his stranglehold on the GOP wanes? Every red state politician with their eye on national office will be rushing to name whatever they can after The Great Pumpkin, in a desperate attempt to curry favor with MAGA voters.

OK, I’m old as shit, but, back in the late ‘70s, my High School American History class taught precisely nothing about...well anything relevant to the present day.

Maybe he can parlay the act into an animated series full of jailhouse hijinks, with the underlying message that rapists and abusers need love too. Call it “Rohipnol Albert and the Cosby Felons.”

“Captain Rogers” is a bit of a fudge, since Steve was a private when he was given the serum. He was then marketed to the nation as Captain America, so I guess the brass thought it would be less confusing to make him an actual Captain.

If it’s true, it looks lke the LAPD tried to hang a whistleblower out to dry, while protecting those who actually circulated the card.

I did, but got autocorrected. Posted a correction in a follow-up comment.

Nah, nobody there knows who he was. The American Revolution is basically a footnote in a pretty packed historical period for Europe.

Got autocorrected. Should have been Horst Wessel. Although now I think about it...

Authoritarians are children, regardless of their actual age. They need a big, strong “daddy” to tell them what to do, or they’re lost.

I was thinking Horst Weasel, but Birch works, too.

All that racist alcohol and medication really should come with warning labels, or be stocked in locked cabinets. It's just a matter of time before someone mixes them and turns into Jefferson Davis.

So this is what's meant by going high when they go low. Bravo!

The word “but” has come to have one purpose in contemporary usage: to completely negate or reverse the meaning of whatever was said/written before it.

Nah, they’d just eat arond it and leave it in the bowl.

It seems more like a livestock-feed operation: “We’re runnin’ low on slurry in the heartwarming drama trough. Fill ‘er up!” I guess the “comedies you can fall asleep to without missing anything” hopper was starting to overflow.

Who knows? There was a lot of that wheelchair n’ walker, pitiful old man playacting during his trial, trying to milk the jury for sympathy. Pretty sure that all got left at the courthouse door when no longer needed.

How on earth is Hallmark going to spin this into a heartwarming redemption movie?