She doesn’t “consume.” She has people for that.

To be fair, he was alluding to the lifetime of a mayfly.

The name Joe is used as shorthand for all sorts of down-home, salt-of-the-earth, real-man, all-American values, but the Biblical Joseph (after whom so many latter-day Joes are named) was that dude who got cucked by God and stuck with raising His brat. Joseph was, to put it bluntly, a credulous sucker.

Same here, after a short period of confusion and, ultimately, disappointment that it didn’t actually turn cotton into gin.

Followed by screams of pain and an uptick in emergency room admissions when all those bullets come back down.

“Gentrifier from the block" knocked me out. Perfect.

Yeah, my dog obsessively licks me at every opportunity. I used to think it was love, but I'm beginning to suspect he's just checking to see if I'm done.

Nope. They were wiped out by the Middle Ages.

Yeah, it certainly seems connected. A quick Google produced this:

So she'd be totally fine with a statue of Osama bin Laden, right in front of the Freedom Phallus in NYC? I mean, as a way of teaching about the evils of terrorism? Someone should ask her about this.

I haven’t heard that and sort of doubt it, since it would quickly become clear what they were doing, with all the bad press, lawsuits, and PR that would follow.

https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nascar/news/bubba-wallace-noose-hoax-nascar-facts/97l45h1k337m1ugxiat5k4wzu

The whole system is irredeemably corrupt.

Maybe the building will have a lot of garage doors when it's finished...

“...we followed this guys lead and never questioned it...”

Bullshit on the “can’t be rehomed” nonsense. There are rescues that specialize in training and rehoming “difficult” dogs. Dogs that were trained to fight to the death have been successfully deprogrammed and transformed into loving pets.

Maybe the “bamboo fibers” were introduced by the ninjas, because - you know - asian.

And admit there was a sanctioned Federal program to decapitate a generation of black leadership, leaving the community vulnerable to decades of persecution and manipulation by systemic white supremacy? Why not ask them to throw in the documents concerning the intentional flooding of minority neighborhoods with crack…

Check with your insurer before asking your doctor to send you for a Vit D test, or you may get burned.

“In what turned out to be a Zoom class unlike any other...”