For those who like their duck pre-fricasseed.

You have to be careful with ol’ Queen Mary. By all accounts, she was a bit of a klepto. Things went missing from places she visited, but everyone either pretended not to notice, or wrote it off as a loveable eccentricity.

Let’s not forget hoes and rakes.

“But the framers made a clear choice: They reserved to all Americans the right to bear arms for self-defense.”

Not if your faves include “Triumph of the Will” and “Birth of a Nation" I guess.

The “blacks,” huh? Honestly surprised one of the “problems” listed wasn’t “uppityness.”

I guess Kavanaugh's Federalist Society paymasters must have figured out that the school-to-prison pipeline could be made much more profitable by eliminating the school part.

I can relate. I was happily trading on the perceived intellectual superiority of my British accent, until recent events (Brexit, COVID, Boris Johnson) revealed Brits to be just as stupid as everyone else.

The real tragedy of the pandemic is that it killed so many people who would otherwise have lived long enough to be murdered by guns.

First shot of Moderna last week. Second scheduled for early May.

How were the nazis supposed to know that Jews are allergic to Zyklon B?

The new aristocracy is just like the old: Good King Tom is inevitably followed by Prince Chet the Bad.

Ahh, the “you're taking it out of context" gambit. A true classic!

Beautiful. I was getting ready to call out the “whatabout” bullshit, but you dissected it like a surgeon.

Brought to you by the same people who only read half of the 2nd Amendment and the 10% of the Bible that supports their bigotry. They have a long history of this shit.

Ah, good catch. I forgot it debuted on CBS.

And they own it.

Well, both of his parents are nonagenarians. At 72,  King Chuck could easily reign for 20+ years.

If the monarchy collapses, hopefully the UK won’t make the idiotic decision of turning the PM role into the head of state.

“People will be registered to vote without knowing it and they’ll get ballots in the mail they didn’t request!!!”