Well, since one of the main duties of cops is making black people feel unwelcome in spaces whites consider their own, I’d say the uniformed ‘roid enthusiasts were doing exactly what they’re paid to do.

Its the implied message of the American Work Ethic: “Work really hard and you’ll have a chance to taste what was handed to me on a silver platter.”

Hell, the Overton window is so far right that the mainstream Democratic caucus is basically the 1980s GOP.

You monster.

Aaaand the Guardian just reported that the Palace is “investigating” the “bullying allegations.” Maybe, while they’re investigating that, they can also investigate which of them planted the story that provided the pretext for the investigation. It’s investigations all the way down!

I fully expect the final narrative to be that the Capitol insurrection was actually just a tour group that got badly overbooked due to computer error.

“Former TV actress.” That little zinger should go straight to shade court.

Child catcher?

Especially when it’s Keith Morrison intoning poetically about the dark side human nature, while ambling through wintery woodlands in a leather jacket.

I’ve always associated mustaches with the creepier end of the facial-hair spectrum, worn by the likes of past-their-prime porn stars, paedophiles, and cops.

“I’m Grandmaster Mr. Kelly, and I’m here to say...”

As a white person, I am personally offended by your use of “white grievance alchemy.”

As long as the nominee had an awesome time in college and really likes beer, the GOP should be fine with them. Those are the only qualifications Kavanagh has, right?

They’ll do their best. It’ll be, “He was an old man who misremembered,” or “Radical activists wrote the letter and got the bewildered old guy to sign it,” or, if they’re backed into a corner, “He was a rogue cop who did it all on his own.”

Then they’d bust him for having “the rigid facial expression of somene who’s hiding something.”

They never forgave us for renaming New Amsterdam.

Who could have predicted that climate change-induced weather unpredictability, the “free” market, and “go it alone” stubborn individualism would be such a dangerous combination? Besides anyone with a functional neocortex, that is.

They're not sending us their best kittens.

Do snowshoes come with bootstraps?

He must have been teaching the Advanced Racism module.