That’s the thing: insurance company rules are so opaque that you have no way of knowing what they’ll cover and what they won’t. Even things they agree to cover they can suddenly turn around and refuse to cover after the fact, saddling the patient with a huge bill.

That is very depressing.

And they weren’t exactly sky-high to begin with. Anyone who took the ASVAB test (the aptitude test the military gives potential recruits to decide what work they're suited for) back in the 80s or 90s can tell you it was pretty basic.

I’m sure he thinks it’s some “become one with the gun” stuff, like he read in the graphic novel version of “Zen and the Art of Archery.”

So many providers have jumped on the “concierge” grift that it gets harder each time to find one that is (a) in-network, (b) accepting new patients and, (c) good.

I was insured by Kaiser Permanente for years and, while it has its own issues, billing was never one of them. Just pay your copay and you’re done. No worry about additional bills emerging from the ether weeks or months later.

“The enemy-of-the-people media focus on the gas chambers, the forced sterilizations, the euthenasia of the disabled, but they never mention the fact I built all the autobahns and love animals.”

The Pences are shameless carpetbaggers, so this is at least on-brand.

Ironic, considering what a bunch of wankers they are.

He probably thinks “Aktion T4" was an early sports drink.

Cops have the deep understanding of domestic abuse situations and how to resolve them that only comes from being abusers themselves.

Apparently, having your pants on the ground increases COVID risk, too!

To flip the old adage: “Never ascribe to incompetence that which can better be explained as malice.”

Screw bipartisanship. Anyone who’s been paying attention knows all the GOP wants is to be back in power, and they’ll do whatever it takes to achieve it.

Two. Two? Two. Out of 25,000. Suuuuure.

I assume there's a special section just for the My Pillow guy.

My dad used to call the bathroom “the library.” He was not a funny man.

They threatened to sue the small print-advertising company I worked for years ago, because we put the Disney logo about a millimeter too close to another company logo in a magazine ad we ran, contrary to Disney’s absurdly-specific rules.

Such was my loathing for this vapid golddigger that I vowed to “Be Worst,” just to spite her.

They really should rename themselves the “No True Scotsman Party.”