Well, it would save a lot of money not holding all those pesky elections, and you know how careful the GOP are with money.

There’s that subset of many immigrant communities that fled authoritarianism and oppression, then turned around and voted for every aithoritarian they could find.

Seriously. Does he think if he “white mans” hard enough he’ll suddenly wake up one morning as Chad Chadwick III?

Hey Mckey: tell me which of your overpriced products will cure my muscular dystrophy and I’ll buy a truckload of it.

Why would they? Half of the PBs are probably off-duty cops.

Trying to change a child’s preferences is a clear sign that the parent expects the child to live the parent’s life, not their own.

Wasn’t the trial moved there because it’s a bedroom community for LA cops?

Typical youngest kid stuff.

Well, they launched an initiative, pumped out some PR, and made a few grandiose speeches, which is about as serious as the UN gets about anthing.

Especially ol’ Monotooth Mapother. Most people have two at the front, Tom, so maybe hold off critiquing others’ dentition until you look less like a cartoon molerat.

And you get to use all their stuff. Sounds great!

How do you think Trump got elected? He’s the earthly embodiment of the God these people worship.

The rumor-mill says he’s dating Haley Atwell, his costar in MI:4858683. Run, girl!

Translation: “I spent $800 on a generator, so I’d have electricity when the apocalypse comes, but it’s taking too long.”

What are the chances their entire “theology” is based on a Thor comic the founder read when he was a kid?

With maybe a blood eagle or two thrown in, as a warning to others.

Walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, etc...

Only the best people.

Seriously. The name itself should merit a costodial sentence.

The official major is “Pre-med Until I Fail Organic Chemistry Then Maybe Media Studies.”