And a ban on accrued interest, late charges, bank charges, “handling” charges, and all the other “fees” lenders love to pile onto any mortgage or loan that starts to look shaky. It’s not going to be much help if half the country has to declare bankruptcy a year from now.

“Heaven” and “Hell” are conveniently just beyond what science can measure.

Hence the delightfully evocative term “Horizontal Christians.” Praying sideways instead of upwards.

Beautiful.

Oh, look: another “free thinker,” whose superior intellect enables him to see the reality behind the lies the rest of the “sheeple” believe. What an iconoclast! What a rebel! Show us the true path, Great One!

Yep. They’ve laid tripmines all across the Federal breaucracy, and have an “outraged” narrative ready to roll for each time one gets set off.

Trump wants to do as much damage as possible to the country that rejected him. He’s the stalker ex who slashes your tires and sends your nudes to your boss. The only way he can process pain is to inflict greater pain on others.

When a house is approaching the size of a Walmart, I think it’s time to stop calling it a “cottage.”

I often think nothing these idiots do or say can surprise me any more. Each time, I’m proven totally and depressingly wrong.

I firmly believe the reason they think there must have been massive fraud is that they themselves attempted massive fraud, so there should have been no way for Biden to win. The fact he did could therefore only be the result of even bigger fraud on his side. QED.

One reason why building new housing isn’t the answer is that it costs an absurd amount to build “affordable” housing in Cali.

If those garage trucks are still available, can we use them to haul every member of this administration away?

“I am not dumb” <Narrator: they were very dumb, indeed>

I love how 46% is “almost half.” We grading on a curve, now?

Done. Thanks!

Guess the teacher really couldn’t restrain themself from sharing their shitty racist dad joke. Surprised there wasn’t a coy “Too soon?” at the end.

So a company that profits from the suffering and death of animals is indifferent to the suffering and death of its employees? Who could have foreseen that?

It was a guilty pleasure for me, don’t get me wrong. I platinum trophied the damned thing. I love a good “honorable dude with a sword” game as much as the next guy.

The GOP is cancer. What all the rhetoric about “healing” and “unity” fails to recognize is you can’t negotiate with cancer. You can’t reason with cancer. You can’t find common ground with cancer. You can’t compromise with cancer. Do any of those things and cancer will kill you.

Ghost of Tsushima is beautiful and the gameplay is engaging, but the take on Sengoku-era Japan is very “Western guys make samurai game.”