When a house is approaching the size of a Walmart, I think it’s time to stop calling it a “cottage.”

I often think nothing these idiots do or say can surprise me any more. Each time, I’m proven totally and depressingly wrong.

I firmly believe the reason they think there must have been massive fraud is that they themselves attempted massive fraud, so there should have been no way for Biden to win. The fact he did could therefore only be the result of even bigger fraud on his side. QED.

One reason why building new housing isn’t the answer is that it costs an absurd amount to build “affordable” housing in Cali.

If those garage trucks are still available, can we use them to haul every member of this administration away?

“I am not dumb” <Narrator: they were very dumb, indeed>

I love how 46% is “almost half.” We grading on a curve, now?

Done. Thanks!

Guess the teacher really couldn’t restrain themself from sharing their shitty racist dad joke. Surprised there wasn’t a coy “Too soon?” at the end.

So a company that profits from the suffering and death of animals is indifferent to the suffering and death of its employees? Who could have foreseen that?

It was a guilty pleasure for me, don’t get me wrong. I platinum trophied the damned thing. I love a good “honorable dude with a sword” game as much as the next guy.

The GOP is cancer. What all the rhetoric about “healing” and “unity” fails to recognize is you can’t negotiate with cancer. You can’t reason with cancer. You can’t find common ground with cancer. You can’t compromise with cancer. Do any of those things and cancer will kill you.

Ghost of Tsushima is beautiful and the gameplay is engaging, but the take on Sengoku-era Japan is very “Western guys make samurai game.”

Taser. There are no bad dogs, just shitty owners.

Sure. I know the intelligence services have been hobbled by Trump, but even in their current fallen state they wouldn’t clear this woman to run the snack concession in the lobby.

I dunno. I’ve lived in some pretty all-white neighborhoods from time to time, so I feel qualified to say that “normal behavior” in such places appears to be a smorgasbord of bizarrely-specific neuorses, exacerbated by free-floating anxiety and the constant fear that someone, somewhere is “getting away with something.”

You’re right, of course. I neglected to account for the way some terms get - ahem - gentrified the longer they’re in circulation.

Strong list. I’d only take exception to “52. Essential Workers.” Too often, that translates to, “expendable minority who has to perform risky work so white people can stay safe at home.”

How did this schmuck help bring down some of the biggest mafia kingpins in New York? I'm beginning to think mob bosses aren't too smart.

Giuliani may be a shitty lawyer, but he’d have to be a complete cretin to trust Trump to “work (his compensation) out at the end.”