An added benefit of waiting until after the inauguration is that we won’t be forced to say “All hail Trump!” if we want to be vaccinated.

So many of the TV “true crime” and “cold case” shows leave me shaking my head at how slapdash the original investigations were.

Well, they say that con artists make the easiest marks, so...

Was going to say this. They knew exactly what they were doing.

He’ll definitely turn out to have been taking that medication that makes you racist. Weirdly, that particular side effect only seems to affect white people.

Sensible. If you’re staring down the barrel of a two-shot gun and you know one of the chambers is loaded, you’d be stupid to think you aren’t going to get shot... and that the empty chamber is your friend.

Well, they ran a whole country into the ground, I suppose.

Lame Duck a l’Orange really is foundering, isn’t he? Grasping at any piece of flotsam that comes within reach, as he goes under for the third time.

Because Scotland is part of the UK and the UK has an extradition treaty with the US.

He’s no use to Putin after this and Vladi doesn’t strike me as someone who keeps his used kleenexes around after they’ve served their purpose.

So the presidential election was stolen but the downballot Republican gains were legit? How's that work, exactly?

I don’t think he’d be allowed to leave the country. Too much of a risk to the President’s life, so the SS wouldn’t allow it.

There it is! It ain’t Lennie if he doesn’t have a zinger.

It’s the secret fear of all misogynists (and all racists, too), that once the oppressed gain power, they’ll want to do to the oppressor what’s been done to them.

500 different varieties of “Wahhhh, nobody wants my penis, waaaahhh!!!!”

I’m trying to figure out how to incorporate myself, since it seems businesses have far more rights that people in this country.

The difference between your toddler and the toddlers that comprise the American right is that your boy won’t spend the next four years shitting in the bath he was forced to take.

The strategy now seems to be to throw so much confusion into the process that they can get those states that Biden won, but which have GOP legislatures, to choose electors that will vote for Trump.

It's almost as if being allowed to skate on more than 50 formal complaints (and God knows how many that never made it to the formal stage) emboldened this prick and made him think he could get away with anything.

They really should include it in the endless list of side-effects on the TV ads.