Christianity. Next question.

Republicans always go whole hog on “Oh my GOD JESUS JESUS JESUS the precious babeez what if ur mom had an abortion what if Mary had an abortion oh noesssss!!!1!!” when their approval ratings are low. ALWAYS. I don’t understand why The Daily Show or whatever else “our side” is watching nowadays doesn’t spend more time…

Chris Pratt IS Bibleman.

i thought Chris Pratt was an insufferable git before it was cool. It didn’t surprise me at all to find out he was Christ Trash, he’s got the same know-it-all smarm as Kirk Cameron.  

I think what he’s saying is he wants us all to shit our pants in fear every time we see him, rather than pointing and laughing the way we do now.

there was an article in Salon a few years ago that has stuck with me to this day. It talked about how, for all their hysteria over “moral relativism”, the new right seeks out and props up ANY detractor of prevailing wisdom, as long as that person agrees with their own position. Anti-abortion Democrat? They’re one of…

yeah, EVERY TIME i hear the so-called “secular argument against abortion” i think “wOw, that must be a really compelling argument to someone who HAS NO INTEREST OR UNDERSTANDING OF SECULARISM”. Yes, in strictly pedantic, completely biological terms, an embryo is “human”. But what does science say about “who” or “what”…

yeah, EVERY TIME i hear the so-called “secular argument against abortion” i think “wOw, that must be a really compelling argument to someone who HAS NO INTEREST OR UNDERSTANDING OF SECULARISM”. Yes, in strictly pedantic, completely biological terms, an embryo is “human”. But what does science say about “who” or “what”…

it’s fun to watch Mr. Kellyanne publicly troll his own wife, but that bloated tub of vomit-soaked copies of Atlas Shrugged is hardly a democrat.

it’s so amazing how Trump created all these jobs for women and people of color by giving them the opportunity to play “one of the good ones” on your shitty uncle’s facebook page.

i don’t know why this doesn’t get spoken of more. i can’t imagine a scenario where - IF King Dipshit is going down, he’s NOT taking Christ Trash with him.

you are so completely wrong.

Lyft driver here - you’ll find some negative lyft stories if you look for them, but i’ve spoken to a lot of young women who - once i mention my partner and kids, yada yadda - will tell me they NEVER ride with Uber. And when i first started, they made a big deal about applicants who failed the background check, who…

TRUE STORY: after 7 years, i just started back on Adderall XR this morning. And i was thinking to myself, “i wonder which of my favorite fictional characters also has ADHD, and even maybe takes the same medication as me?”

Not Batman, i see.

if you’re a fan - or you have ever enjoyed one single Star War, and you CAN’T get an evening’s fun out of Starcrash, then you should probably just stick to your Criterion Collection blu rays.

ur so wrong... sometimes i click off pornhub just so i can play the clown sex episode over in my head from memory

so this dipshit paid for an abortion. And last week we found out that multiple Catholic priests in Pennsylvania arranged and paid for abortions for some of the young girls they raped. In the current deluge of news, i won’t be surprised one bit if we found out the same goes for our “president”

i’d never heard that before. I’m glad i got to do so with your words as accompaniment. Thank you.

YOU WILL BELIEVE A MAN CAN SHOOT A DEAD GUY IN THE DICK.

is this Dentist’s name Crentist?