the fuck a “tech-world thriller”?

seriously, Christ trash. You get Ted Nugent, not Bruce Springsteen. Victoria Jackson, not Amy Poehler. Feel free to suck on the barrel of your precious gunz if that’s a problem for you.

ah yes, from the Book of Mulligan.

there’s precisely zero chance that Willy Ames doesn’t know something. Too bad there’s nothing in The Christian Book of Yay Fetuses / Boo Homos about not lying or protecting the innocent.

it’s almost like religion is shit.

my mom’s dogeared copy of My Secret Garden, and more pages of Penthouse Forum than i should admit.

(thanks, mom and dad!)

a lot of men w/ foot fetishes can be a little... much (source: am one, but keep my side-eyeing in check and on the DL) But yeah... fucking Tarantino. I think where i really realized his depravity was the obvious relish he had filming Jungle Julia losing her leg in Death Proof. Fucking gross.

Link about Gorka & The Memo?

OT i guess - but at the next presidential debate, when the R nominee is facing declining poll numbers and inevitably pulls out his trusty “what about the precious itty bitty fetuses?” - all i want to see in the world is candidate Harris or Warren or who-fucking-ever just OWN the moral high ground on the abortion issue…

Dude it’s probably a point of pride for her.

i appreciate this take. I’ve been in Colorado for most of my 46 years, and ever since we became “oh my god DENVER!” i’ve been looking for something that’s more like what Denver was 15 years ago, when we were FINALLY getting over the “cowtown” chip on our shoulder and embracing the things that made us unique, as…

off topic:

If there’s one positive effect of Trump, it’s that a redux of this effort from the Christian right is going to be very difficult.

fucking yawn. This reminds me of the Christian new wave kid i went to school with in the 80s. “You like Depeche? Check out Mad At The World! You’re into punk? One Bad Pig is awesome!!”

my “favorite” part is when his voice goes up when he says CHRISTIAN!!! so his dumbass supporters will get that Dr. King was one of the good ones.

go look at comment thread about Missouri’s governor to see how much the christ trash in this country care about adultery.

if this is what all that money buys, we REAAAALLLLLLY need to get the money out of politics.

Where the fuck is Bruce Vilanch, anyway?

oh great, an interactive zoo where you can go and pet real live instagram celebrities.

<3 u.

i, too, miss the more subtle comedic touch of the prequels.