yeah sure, go for it.

i mean, it’s not like a sloppy, vile pig like Arpaio doesn’t have MOUNTAINS of skeletons piled up JUST on the inside of his closet door. Let’s get in there and air all that out...

if there’s one thing we’ve all learned since the election it’s that there’s no shortage of shitty, terrible people in…

every time i see him: Buster Bluth doing blue steel.

Yes. Yes i can.

that show is called Wet Hot American Summer.

OR - if you’re absolutely not down w/ smoking, start with no more than 5 mg for each of you (you can get candies / gummies with that dosage, or split a 10mg)

Hot tip: if you’re like me, and the sight of Stephen Miller makes you want to peel the skin off your own face, just imagine that it’s just Buster Bluth striking his best Blue Steel.

i hope HBO is still around after the inescapable coming apocalypse, because their movie about all this is gonna be tip-top.

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45, here, and still do when the occasion arises.

“let”? - NOPE. But my partner and i still go out on the town fairly regularly, and there’s always LESS-traversed public parks and parking lots. They’ll have to figure it out just like i did. 

Yes. They push back pretty hard if you’re a young(-er / -ish) man.

Freshman - Junior year, i was a diner kid. Perkins, usually, or the two different Denny’s in my area. You’d think we were trying to decide between tacos or pad thai when choosing which one we were going to hang out at for the night, sucking down cokes and sharing a plate of cheese fries.

Then, at the beginning of my…

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if this has all the success can Netflix do a reunion of The State??

if only.

huh. It’s almost like, just because something is “icky”, that doesn’t (necessarily) mean that it’s “immoral”, or should be illegal.

they threatened “second amendment solutions” when we talked about health care reform.

yeah, any time somebody says that Islam is inherently evil “because terrorism”, i think about how deadly mediocre white Jesus trash like this asshole would be, if he ever had to face something resembling actual hardship or oppression.