if a male member of the Trump administration gave me that little “ain’t i the worst” wink i would’ve shoved their flag-wrapped crucifix straight up their ass.

I love this, and would love to see it become a regular feature.

yeah, i don’t care how many cookies he goes in for every week, at the end of the day “power” is way more important to these hucksters than their religion. (except, of course, for the parts of their religion they can exploit FOR power)

SORT OF! (?)— I totally agree on the “agnostic” part, and i HOPE that they’re going that route, but i think between The Knights of Ren and Maz being “no jedi” but “knowing the force”, TFW was teasing the rise of unaffiliated force users, like Japanese ronin, who learn to use their powers piecemeal (like Luke did,…

well yeah. Brown people.

i mean... not in a movie that’s basically nostalgia porn. That’s like if they put Elton John’s Goodbye Yellow Brick Road over the end credits of American Graffiti.

“Did it ever bug the hell out of anyone else that Baby and Johnny dance to a song that was clearly produced in the late ‘80s... in 1963?”

“all the great themes have been turned into theme parks...” - Happy Harry Hard-on

i was going to make an offhand joke that this outfit would be the only thing the Trump government would actually pay for... but nah, he’ll figure out a way to make you wear it AND pay for it.

do u guys want Surgeon General Dr. Oz? Because this is how you get Surgeon General Dr. Oz.

Yas. The only way i’ll consume either.

i kind of want this?

I’m far from the most literate guy in the world; i’ve got reading comprehension issues and attention deficit in spades. It took me years to finally settle in to try and tackle Atwood’s books, expecting a dry, humorless, but ultimately “good-for-me” read. Her satirical humor and her clear affection for humanity -…

Yep. And cheap construction in the first place, by way of Scientologist contractors.

everybody get read Trump to get REAL Jesus-y the longer this Russia shit goes on. He can lose everyone else, as long as he keeps the Christ Trash in line.

MC Keebler Klan steps up to tha mic!

If Hillary were to call on Russia to help find it, i’d probably be willing to vote for her again in 2020.

NOT concern trolling - serious question: shouldn’t it read...

(not completely) off topic - i was pretty bummed that you guys didn’t comment on last weeks’ Newsweek story about this asswad (unless i missed it?). I’m frankly surprised that it didn’t get more traction in general. i know we’ve all got outrage fatigue and there’s only so many stories we can process in a day, but…

don’t you try and make me feel better.