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This just makes me realize that ten years from now after the Fred Phelps/Victoria Jackson ticket manages to eek out a win in yet another “change election”, there’ll still be that one guy who paints a picture of Trump on some cave wall, with the caption “Miss Me Yet?”

you get a star for affirming that Eleanor was nice.

Feminism is OVER.

somebody send a note to Patricia Heaton that they’re done trying to appropriate the F-word. First-Wave Feminists 4 Fetuses is just too darn cumbersome.

it’s one of those new-agey “see him as i understand him” kinda things...

Seriously. FDR could wheel his ghost into the middle of my living room, and i wouldn’t be as excited as these idiots get for Lieutenant Dan.

i “moved” (i lasted 10 weeks) to Seattle when i was 22, the summer after he died. I remember a coffee shop (of course) in the U District that had graffitti all over the wall, messages back and forth from the people who “knew” him talking about how hard it is out here for a Pisces.

this seems big, right?

every time i have to meet up with my stepkids’ dad, he laughs! and smiles! exactly like Ryan in that pic. “HaHa! You know what an incorrigible asshole i am, and there’s nothing i can do to stop you from knowing it!”

seriously, the two of them could meet up to talk Ayn Rand over bowling.

I was really drawn into YotF and excited to see where the story was going, AND my library had Madaddam on the shelves while Oryx was checked out. By the time i got to the first book, i had really fallen in love with how Atwood portrayed the POST-apocalyptic world of the second two books. The focus of the first book is

i am in no way excusing anything O’Reilly has ever done. That said (you’ll notice i didn’t say “but”) any woman who would ever marry this shitnazi must be a flaming harpy with a safe deposit box where her heart should be.

hm. So, i read the 2nd two FIRST, then finished with Oryx, which was my least favorite (but i still liked it quite a bit)

this makes me smile because I’m NEVER ahead of the game on this stuff! - Yes! As a matter of fact, i knew Oryx and Crake was a thing, but managed to pick up the second book (Year of the Flood) first from the library (“grown up” books never telegraph they’re part of a series the way YA stuff does), then after i read

we’re JUST weird enough we might have experimented with some Handmaid D/s roleplay once upon a time, but living in the Repulic of Gilead has stripped away the luster.

not sure what you teach (obv.) but the Oryx and Crake trilogy belongs on there as well.

my GF asked me for a copy of The Handmaid’s Tale for Valentine’s Day.

is your friend gay? Because i swear Trump-voting cis gay men are the new Trump voting cis straight men.

or was he banging a Trump voting woman? Because fuuuuuuuuu.

oh, they’re ALL “party of Lincoln” / Fredrick Douglas / MLK-style Republicans... the same way they’re all “really more of a Libertarian” when they find no women want to have sex with them.

Exactamundo.

ALSO: remember the moratorium on EVER fucking a republican. You won’t respect yourself afterwards, and they won’t respect you, period.