LOL — I'm southern and I do this all the time. *hangs head in shame*

The "Have a Wonderful day!" part really adds a nice touch to the casual misogyny.

What a pack of lies. I expected better from you, INTERNET.

I have a Lola!! They would be besties. Enjoy. What a little sweetheart!

Kat, this is amazing. I'm still trying to read all the comments so I don't miss anything. I had these sort of vague feelings about Anne, also, but I couldn't quite put them into words. Certainly not THESE words, which are AMAZING.

Aw, then he's just looking out for his lady love.

Just the boy? Did you get them at the same time? Did they get socialized like when they were both young/together? I wonder if he's aggressive because he's protective of your lady dog.

Surely. :) xoxo

"Satan's spunk" surely needs to make it into C.A.'s lexicon.

Go back and read the article. It's in there.

*preens*

Pictured: My Paycheck.

I, for one, find her use of the term "unsavory" to be rather quaint. Like instead of clutching her pearls, she just grabbed a bulldozer instead.

WHY DOES THE PENTAGON STAFF REQUIRE SO MUCH SUB-PAR SANDWICHING?!

Oh thank god, it's just in the US — not world-wide.

HOW DO WE EVEN LIVE IN THIS FUCKING WORLD ANY MORE?!

This holds true even when you take into account that Subway has more locations than either of those brands.

I'm going to have to vote for "King Joffrey of Pop."

I could not have guessed there would come a day when I wanted to high five Justin fucking Bieber,

Damnit, Callie. Must you force me to chuckle at the antics of Justin Bieber?!